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Since it’s officially made its way into CKB, let’s talk about it.

I’d already seen this and had been sitting on it because Kail originally chose to post it only on Snapchat.

What caught my attention wasn’t just her using Todd’s now-viral “big as a houseboat” audio.

Watch Kail. She subtly steps back just enough for Lindsie to come into view in the background. Maybe that was accidental. Maybe it wasn’t. But it sure made me go 👀.

I didn’t post it at the time because Kail was still the main character, and I wasn’t going to drag Kail content into CKB just because Lindsie happened to be sitting behind her.

Since then, Coffee Convos posted the video to TikTok, and Kail reposted it — but Kail never directly posted it to her own TikTok. And now we know Kail was at Lindsie’s house recording Coffee Convos.

So was Kail just dicking around with a viral Todd Chrisley audio… or was that tiny step back a intentional little peek at who was standing behind her?

Kail was in Georgia over the weekend recording Coffee Convos at Lindsie’s house.

Hopefully, while she was there, she squeezed in a quick lesson on how to record TST without the audio sounding like absolute 💩.

If TST’s audio is magically better, we’ll know who to thank.

If so, Kail might as well add TST tech support to the list of things she’s carrying for Lindsie. 🎙️

A little nugget from the TST FB group. Thought I’d share with the class!

I’m not saying the reflection was intentional … or am I? 👀 I’m saying Savannah Chrisley knows how Instagram works, and that picture made it through the editing process and onto her IG Story.

And that reflection sure as hell isn’t changing my opinion about the guy TMZ already photographed her with.

Another Patreon live cancelled. The Patreon Live survival rate is officially 1 out of 3. 💀 At this point, the cancellation notice is the most consistent Patreon content. But don’t worry — “bonus content” is coming. Apparently scheduled content was too ambitious.

And so begins the 🦷 thirst trap era… starring Lindsie, the LBD, the leg, and featuring Hunter as the emotional-support photo prop looking just as thirsty. 💀

I wonder if Uncommon Karen still feels this way after hearing how this episode turned out. We know you read here, Karen; don't let Lindsie make a fool of you again, like she did today.

Do better, Lindsie, but we already know you won't! ✌️

Well, at least we get a break from Hunter. Uncommon Karen will be the guest tomorrow. She is a TikTok creator known for her commentary videos on reality television personalities

Here I am again, listening to another dry as hell boring podcast. Why do I do this to myself? I digress; let's get into it. 

Lindsie is in NYC, so she's recording with Madison almost in real time. This podcast was recorded on Monday, August 24th. 

Lindsie starts by talking about the decision to dissolve the lip filler. She originally wasn't going to say anything and let people figure it out, but she realized her lips were bruised & swollen. People would accuse her of putting in more lip filler, so she decided to start the process. Removing the lip filler is a form of healing for her, and she feels like she's had enough time to self-reflect and asked herself why she was doing all this stuff to her face. Lindsie said she doesn't need lip filler
or facial fillers to feel like she's a part of something. 

In true Lindsie fashion, drama hit at the airport. The flight was delayed for two hours. She scheduled her flight early enough that she was going to get to New York in a decent amount of time to take a shower, watch Golden Palace, go to bed, wake up well rested, and the airline screwed that up for her, so she was irritated. She then aired her grievances about how the boarding zones are set up. Lindsie said she asked a woman what zone she was in, and the woman ended up in a different zone than she told Lindsie. Lindsie was very inconvenienced by this woman being in the wrong zone. 

She finally arrives where they are staying. She and Kail are staying in the same room. The room Lindsie selected has hot water issues. It took 30 minutes for the water to get hot. She remembered that Ike told her previously that the boilers are in the basement and that she is not staying in a single-family home, so it takes longer. Thats insane to Lindsie and the room also has no TV so she’s changing rooms. 

She provided another update on her meds and how people are noticing a difference in her, including her ability to recollect and move on quicker. She used to need 5 days and a whole crash out to deal with things. Now she moves on. She feels more productive and thinks she has anxiety-induced ADHD instead of just ADHD 

I knew she was going to change her diagnosis as soon as Kail told her that she didn’t see any ADHD in Lindsie. And now here we are. 

More chaos over Jackson’s school binder and missing bin. Willard and Lindsie are both traveling, so Will's parents have to deal with it. At this rate, this will be a permanent topic as long as Jackson is in school, because it gives Lindsie another reason to bring up Willard. 

She and Madison discuss Hayden Panettiere's passing and the Lindsay Clancy trial. As with last week, I will not be discussing the Lindsay Clancy trial.

Filler topic for this pod was Snapchat, and it truly was a a boring topic.

Next up is reality TV and how Lindsie believes families that start as a collective unit on a reality show shouldn't move away from that format because the spin-offs don't do as well. She used the Kardashians as an example. They were a collective piece on the same reality show, and people were used to seeing them together, so when they tried spin-offs, it didn't work because people were invested in the collective unit.

This leads into a moment about her being on Chrisley Knows Best and how it was inauthentic because only 25% of the storyline was true. The rest of the storylines were concocted. She doesn’t want to be involved in playing fucking dress up.

Lindsie said someone sent her a DM asking why she was breadcrumbing about possibly going back on TV. Someone else asked why she and Kail were not being truthful about being on a show. Lindsie said that just because she and Kail are business partners on CC doesn't mean that if she ever returned to TV, it would be the same as before. She said she was leaving it at that.

She followed that up by saying that there are things to figure out, and they don't have a final answer themselves but would have a final answer by 2:45 on August 24th. 

She said she’s damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. She wants to give people a little part of everything, but at the same time she wants to keep it to herself until it's all in the bank, then come out with a bang. 

She ended by reminding everyone about her Patreon tier, the Inner Circle. The Inner Circle will be a monthly live stream for 30 minutes of just chatting with Lindsie in real time.

Until next time ... 🫶

From the August Patreon Live

My opinion is 🦷…. what is yours?

And why “what is living there?” She would lose her crap if someone referred to Jackson as a "what" instead of a person (who). 🙄

From the August Patreon Live… but she's not on Reddit, right? Sure, Jan!

You don't need Kail’s help with Patreon, uh? Let's run that back one more time. 🤷‍♀️

So do we think this will come to fruition tonight? Or will there be more tech issues like last week? She's in NYC with Kail, so this could happen. She couldn't pull this off without Kail and Co.

What's your prediction?

Lindsay Clancy & Our Next Chapter

🔺Full disclosure & minor Trigger Warning 🔺
I will not include anything regarding Lindsay Clancy. I do have personal feelings about this; however, I'm not here to discuss that. I've decided not to go into that in this recap, even though it's part of the podcast. 

This podcast was recorded Aug. 16th, and it's 1 hour and 27 minutes long. 

The episode starts with Lindsie declaring it's been a hell of a week for her. She's been in contact with her attorneys all week about the removal of the content from the previous week's podcast. 

For context, the removal of content was from the August 5th podcast (Time For a Rebrand), when she addressed Savannah about working with Kristen. 

That segment was removed, and she does not approve of it. She needed a full week to dissect every part of what happened in the Kristen/Savannah situation. It was mostly about Kristen. Lindsie said she needed to make sure everything was handled properly and legally. She didn't initially mention Kristen by name, but she told Hunter this person was in the same position he is now. Lindsie wants to clear the confusion on the stack of papers she held up in that podcast video clip. The papers were a email thread that she received by accident because the email address in question forwards all emails to another address. So someone reached out to Kristen using her employee email address, and Lindsie received a copy via auto-forward. The email included conversations Kristen was having with someone dating back to April. She said there's so much behind the scenes stuff she cannot speak on because she has to stay true to herself and stay loyal to other people around her who have other things going on that she is not involved in.

Lindsie brought up her arrest and David’s indictment and said it's embarrassing, but she can't speak on those things because of the legalities. She said everything is going through the legal process and she's going to honor that process by not speaking on it. 

Lindsie is still struggling with what she says Kristen did to her. Kail and Lindsie are handling the Kristen issues in two different ways. Lindsie is more in the mindset of, "Do whatever you think you can do to me," because what she has in the arsenal will put someone under somewhere.

This part is word for word... It's a text thread between her and Kristen

LC: January 22nd (she resigned January 19th) 

Hey, sorry I missed the call. I'm at the jump park preparing all day for the weather coming. My phone is on 3%. Would be happy to speak with you later or tomorrow. 

No response to that text 

LC: January 26th.. Hey, Rebecca, let me know to text you for the codes that I need. Please let me know when available to receive. 

6 hours later 
Kristen: Hey, I'll have my phone for the next 20 minutes if you want to send over whatever is needed.

LC: I'm on the way home now, I'll send for the code. Is there any way to get your number off of (company name). I can send the code from that. 

Lindsie said she was sending screenshots to get recovery codes, and Kristen was not responding. 

LC: January 28th…Hey! I'm really struggling. I just want to know why for everything, this greatly hurts my heart and I need to know the reasoning from everything that I have found 

LC: February 2nd…Hi! I received another bill from Indeed. I need my payment information off that account. There is no record of that account on my document or passports or logins. 

No response from Kristen. 

LC: February 8th…Hey Kristen! I'm looking for the jewelry you had Corey. FEDEX. Please let me know where that property is located at your earliest convenience.

Lindsie said Kristen didn't respond until she filed a police report for the jewelry assets. She received the jewelry assets via FedEx the next day. 

She has small talk with Hunter aboutKristen saying she was resigning for health reasons, but she can support somebody else in the same capacity she was working for her and Kail. Lindsie said Kristen is full of shit. 

From there, Lindsie and Hunter have a lot of small talk about various subjects: claw machines, Jackson staying up too late, home-ec, laundry detergent, insurance, cake pops, etc. Nothing very interesting at all. 

Lindsie had a crash out with Will over Jackson's schoolwork. Apparently there was a quiz that Jackson didn't study for. She called Will and told him that what they are not doing this year is her running around doing all the school things, packing his lunch, etc. She said it makes her not want to be divorced at this point because, as a divorced person, she's doing the same as she was when they were married.

Insert Lindsay Clancy talk for approximately 50 minutes. 

They abruptly end that conversation to a play a fun segment with Jackson called Petty or Justified. They ask him a series of questions, and he gives his opinion on whether it’s petty or justified. Jackson had some funny answers. 

Ignoring someone’s text - petty

Blocking someone after a first date - petty

Refusing to split the bill evenly - justified unless there is a marriage or engagement. 

Lindsie said she paid the tabs in 2 of her post-divorce relationships. 🦷 always paid the tab when they were out. 

Leaving the family group chat - justified 

Telling a neighbor not to park in front of your house - justified. 

She finished the episode by reading quotes of the week. 

Until next time... 🫶

So apparently Lindsie was going to do a Patreon tonight for her paid members only. I had a feeling she was going to drop the ball, and she sure did. Not only did she not show up, but she waited about 20 minutes after the scheduled time to let everyone know it was canceled because of technical issues. 🤷‍♀️

As we all know, they are still pumping out pre-recorded episodes, which make these old & boring stories, so there's no need for a full recap. In this episode, I believe they were still in New York. For reference, the Webby Awards were on May 11th. 

There are a few things that were said that I thought were worth mentioning. 

They are both over therapy and think it’s too much of a time commitment to talk to someone who doesn’t talk back. They want someone to wave a magical wand and, poof, their issues are gone or corrected. They don’t think there is any reason to be in therapy to talk about their past. They don’t live there anymore, so neither thinks they should listen to someone who says how did you end up here.

There was not a Better Help ad in this episode.

Lindsie stated that she was removing all social apps from her phone for the summer. She wanted to make it loud and clear that if anything were posted from any of her accounts, it would be from her team. 

They spend an unbelievable amount of time on phone notifications. They compare notifications on apps and how Lindsie couldn't give a shit about how many it shows, and Kail goes on about how seeing the numbers on the apps drives her crazy. Lindsie makes sure to let everyone know her feelings for anyone that wants to bother her when she is busy: “You need to eff off because I'm busy doing something else.”

Kail tells Lindsie that she doesn’t give ADHD vibes and there’s nothing about Lindsie that screams ADHD. In true Lindsie fashion, she damn near came unglued just hearing those words. Lindsie has made ADHD her whole personality for a while, but someone telling her differently is not cool at all. Kail tells her she can see OCD with PTSD, but not ADHD. Lindsie follows up, stating that she needs to be re-diagnosed.

Another unbelievable amount of time spent on how Lindsie likes to go off-grid & MIA all the time, and how she lies to people, telling them she had no cell or WIFI service when she really did. She didn’t want anyone to know where she was. 

They discuss a few more boring topics, and we then land on being unbothered. They debate whether it is a personality trait or emotionally unavailable in disguise.

Kail said she is fake unbothered all the time and emotional at the same time. 

Lindsie throws out that she is arguably one of the most unbothered people ever.

Lindsie said she doesn’t like anyone but Willard. She genuinely likes him as a human and genuinely loves him.

Kail asked Lindsie how that works in her long-term relationships. Lindsie said she likes them sometimes and doesn't sometimes. She said she’s been in relationships with people she had fun with, but once they’ve had a sleepover, she is over them. 

They move on to contentment. Lindsie said the last time she was content was in her marriage to Willard. She hasn’t felt contentment since. 

Kail said contentment is boring. She becomes complacent and doesn’t remember the last time she was content. 

They move on to foul play, where it turns into their personal stories of walking in on their parents having sex, etc. They end by stating that no one, other than the fathers of their children, has seen a boyfriend of theirs in anything less than full clothes. Any man who is around their child/children will be fully clothed, except for a T-shirt at times. Anything less than that is not up for debate. 

Until next time... 🫶

Here we go again! Buckle up, all aboard the Lindsie Chrisley drama 🚊…

So this episode was recorded last night.

Right before they recorded, Lindsie went on Facebook and saw “the” article. We know which article she is talking about… 🦷 being in-dick-ted. She said it upset her a lot. She stated it was something that she was already navigating all day due to receiving some documentation earlier in the day. She didn't even get any actual news on the matter until roughly six o'clock last night when she saw the article on FB.

She was the most productive person yesterday. She woke up and went to pilates. Yes, you read that right! You can't make this shit up!

She said she hates the fact that there are certain times when people have control of her story, and it takes all the control out of her hands. Lindsie said there are certain things she feels she should be able to navigate privately and not feel a need to comment or feel a need to react emotionally.

Well, Lindsie, here's a novel idea: stop putting all of your business online and stop reacting emotionally online. Pot meet kettle! Duh! 🤡

So Madison called Hunter and told him they got some news, but she just found out that it happened that day. Madison sends the article (🦷 in-dick-ted) to Hunter. She tells Hunter they should not tell Lindsie until they got done with whatever meetings were going on.

Lindsie goes on to state that the news she received yesterday evening would have sent her into a full-blown panic, had she not started taking Buspar. She said she wouldn't have known what to do and would have been calling everybody on her team, trying to remedy the problem for her.

That is the only info worth sharing from yet another boring TST podcast. Same shit, different week.

Until next time... 🫶

••ETA: I just realized this part of my recap is missing from my original post. ••

Lindsie has a statement to make, and of course she had to read it. 

She's very upset by the indictment. She said that while it might be tea to most people, it's real life for her. She's reiterated that she was not the one to contact LE regarding that matter. It's been incredibly difficult and it's very personal to her. It's a double-edged sword because she loved 🦷 and still loves him. She and Hunter have had many conversations about her coping with loving 🦷, knowing that it actually was real love.

She can no longer comment any further on the circumstances at this time, and asks people to not only pray for her, but also for her personal friends and family who are involved in her life. Lastly, she wants everyone to pray for 🦷 and his family, as he is navigating a very troubling time.

Lindsie said she has to lay her head down at night knowing she advocated for the right thing.

Again, until next time... 🫶

Lindsie, no one is intimidated by you at all!!! Stay sat, please. You are embarrassing yourself.

ETA: She is speaking to Savannah….

Nothing new but the pic and the basic intro... 🤷‍♀️