u/alienmannnnn

When I grow up Dad

I wanna die for Israel in foreign wars

I remember what you said about Iran

No nukes ever

But Israel can have as many as they want

Mom said to bomb Lebanon too, to triple tap Gaza

Yesterday I read a Jewish author

Diet Hitler waxing poetic

Palestine's golden era, back when they were spit on

Treated like savages

Now they're just, evaporated

Wait a minute Mom and Dad

Did your paycheck starve kids to death?

Did you shoot a priest in the face?

Did you blow up hospitals

You liquified school children

I'm moving out, getting my own job... And the cycle continues

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as I wrote this, I was interested to stumble upon the theme of being a naive character, and eventually learning the realities. prob won't use this.

my gripe is with the Israeli criminal government and the US that is also deeply involved with what's going on.

Nothing to see here. Done with crummy, he's dead to me.

"""

(Real Slim Shady beat)

May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please

Will someone please send Crummycuz to the special needs Reddit

I repeat, Crummycuz, report to the special needs Reddit

Verse 1

Don't bother responding, I've seen your type before, same tired ass multis

The faux sophistication

The categorical catastrophes, absolute anatomy of apathies, they mad at me for mastering the math of it

The I filter the phantom frequencies, feeding the vision, a fractured fraction of fiction, I function with precision bull shit

Wait a minute, does Crummycuz mean you fuck you're cousins then chuck them?

You rhyme with something, I rhyme with blumpkin

The one you're mother gives you every morning

Mannnnn, you're pathetic

Rambo without any bullets bitch

I'm the ripped Stallone

You're Donald Trump on ayahuasca

Face drooping, shitting himself on TV

The worst version, see?

Chorus

Yeah, I'm Crummycuz's worst nightmare

All you other Crummycuz's are just imitating

So won't the real Crummycuz please stand up, please stand up?

Cuz I'm Crummycuz's worst nightmare

All you other Crummycuz's are just imitating

So won't the real Crummycuz please stand up, please stand up?

"""

His boy crummycuz is more of a bitch. https://www.reddit.com/r/raplyrics/s/1H11ztCRI9

Grand Prismatic delivery, Technicolor imagery, rainbow schemes

Dazzling patterns, old McDonald won't fathom, the majesty, tiny bacteria soaking in my aura

I'm spinning Rumplestilztkins again

Watchu want huh, gold, platinum or diamond? I've done spun em all chump

I'm going harder than ever

Twisted Metal Ice Cream Sandwich

Door hinge, zephyr, milk

Accomplishment mosaic

Vagabond Autobahn

Buck Fifty Jakoby say

Cut your shit into pieces

Real G's blood Brothers

Watchu say old man gray?

Bullshit generics

Music industry peasants

You think Drakes hard?

I'm hard

Fuck off, bitch.

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Off reddit for evening, feel free anyone to drop a diss of me in the main thread, make it good. Hopefully first thing I see in the AM

Just kidding, click bait post. This subreddit is whack, zero collaboration.

Join one I just created at r/rapmasters. Read the first post a 16, unless I said you don't need to, and let's go Consider this your rap tryout. Each post by a member will receive some commentary and or have some collaboration before the next person can post going forward.

Idea is to learn, meet people and get better. If you don't think your shit is hard, don't bother. =)

I went to the store today, bought some milk

On the way out , I saw a Lynx

He said, "Bitch, you parked in my spot"

Mariah Carey called the cops

punched him in the face, trotted to a forest

Where Morpheus was cooking flapjack's, Aladdin's Palace...

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Only requirement is that it has to follow a trajectory, it can be unhinged as hell, sort of like a unhinged story detailing what this person's experiencing in the moment.

if you feel you can vibe off someone else's comment, do that. otherwise leave your own comment working off mine.

Lobster relaxing, smiling, hot dog bun

Crispus Attucks , Starbucks gun

Rastafarian meatball sauce

Origami bok choy

Barracuda Bolognese

Minty fresh floss

Bruce Lee enter the dragon

Smooth tea pepperoni ah

Kicking it into high gear

Off kilter, it's a nice day

Swimming with fishes in Antarctica

JC Denton plasma sword bargainer

ADHD im insane, mind aflame

JCPENNEY COSTCO

Robber baron flamingo

Manganese mis en place

Face in a couch

Scorpion death lock

Albatross mouse

Dreaming mosaics

Baking a killing

Multicolored multivitamin singing

Panera Bread poptart, cherry cooli

I'm out

Checking in with the digits

I'm done contemplating

Whatever I say sounds great

As long as I'm breathing

Futuristic flows like Jay did it

I'm debated, by myself

What? Did I, stutter?

I'm better than all of you on opposite day

In another universe that doesn't have days

Wait a minute

I meant the fifth day of opposite week in ours

Where all odd days are opposite

Unless it's June 26th

Which is a Friday

Obviously kidding

I'm as humble as ever

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had to rap about something hehe. been freestyling a lot lately, made me realize I'm overthinking a lot. If I control my breathing I can say whatever the eff I want

Shoooo

I hit the underground

Subterranean crusader surfing sonic levels

Treble resonates like tiny pebbles

Bass shakes tectonic plates

Cascading chasms

Picking up speed, moving faster

I've reached the core--

One with the forces

Shoooo

I hit the underground

Subterranean crusader surfing sonic levels

Treble resonates like tiny pebbles

Bass shakes tectonic plates

Cascading chasms

Picking up speed, moving faster

I've reached the core--

One with the forces

Shoooo

I hit the underground

Subterranean crusader surfing sonic levels

Treble resonates like tiny pebbles

Bass shakes tectonic plates

Cascading chasms

Picking up speed, moving faster

I've reached the core--

One with the forces

Straight of Hormuz, ships getting hit, are they kidding

Nah, Epstein class, so much winning

Sorry kids, college isn't affordable unless your princes

Student loans, accruing interest

We shot ourselves in the foot

And bailed out the banks

Now they're winning

There's no trickle down

It all keeps rising

Have you seen groceries?

$2 tacked on where I'm at

How's that for winning?

Straight of Hormuz, ships getting hit, are they kidding

Nah, Epstein class, so much winning

Sorry kids, college isn't affordable unless your princes

Student loans, accruing interest

We shot ourselves in the foot

And bailed out the banks

Now they're winning

There's no trickle down

It all keeps rising

Have you seen groceries?

Yeah, $2 tacked on where I'm at

How's that for winning?