u/at_risk_revived

Paper 1 went better than anticipated. Fucked up physics a little but that's fine. I was happy, everything was going good. Then paper 2 happened.

The boy's line for frisking was pretty long but there were barely any girls so I went to the frisking aunty and she led me to the cubicle. Then she left. I stood there waiting for a solid 5 minutes before she led another girl in and then saw me and gave me the "my bad i forgot" look and quickly frisked me.

I sat at my desk and I smelled smoke. Didn't think much of it. Next thing I know there were huge sparks flying in the corner and a fire starting. It didn't register in my head and I was wondering what kind of fuckass centre schedules welding work on the exam day. Couldn't they have waited till tomorrow? Then everyone stood up and started panicking and the invigilators came running and extinguished it. It was a 30 second affair but the smell of that fucking smoke lingered in the air for atleast an hour into the paper.

Then it just got worse.

15 mins before the paper a medically obese guy (important for context) who smelled like satan's sweaty ballsack came and sat next to me. Of course his seat was next to mine.

i made this post before mains 1- https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1q9pw00/please_take_a_bath_and_wear_deo_to_your_exam/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

In both the Mains and the other exams I wrote, I had the privilege of being seated next to neutral smelling humans. But God probably decided he would save the worst for Adv.

But okay that was also fine, I somehow got distracted by the paper and everything else was background noise.

But around one hour into the exam, this individual decides that it would be a brilliant idea to remove his chappal. The most accurate way to describe the smell of his feet would be if an elephant ate pakoras and shat it out in a hot closed room without ventilation. I was already getting railed by physics and this new stimulus in the environment did NOT help.

And he was extremely fat so he couldn't even push his chair in and he was looking at my screen the ENTIRE time. Even his mouse clicks were synchronous to mine. He wasn't even trying to hide it and idk wtf the invigilators were doing,. Like through my peripheral vision I could see that he wasn't writing ANYTHING on his scribble pad. But again that wasn't my concern after a while because I was too busy with my paper. But the smell. Holy shit bro. The smell.

Fuck you whoever you are.