u/athespiannotalesbian

i can’t stop making AUs for mine! i have the normal version, the musical version, the fake The Good Place version, the literally everything falls apart version, the fake Parks & Rec version…

what kind of AUs do you all have?

i’m so fing upset about how male survivors are always downplayed/ignored.

(TW: s>!uicid!<e)

i have a friends who’s afraid of touch

taps, hugs, and the like and such

i have a friend we mistake for a girl

as he rolls his brown eyes under thick raven curls

i have a friend with a hole in his heart

he said it’s not his fault that they chose that part

but now that the wall has been broken in two

he can’t stop others from breaking in too

and people call him names for letting everyone in

but is an impulse really a sin?

i have a friend whose heart has a hole

he says he’s not even sure what the robber stole

but he feels like that thief is still inside

and whatever was beating has curled up and died

i have a friend who i told to get checked

this seemed like a thing for a nurse to inspect

but my friend didn’t want to lie on the bed

so the nurse got up and chopped off his head

and she screamed and she said to me "hey, you

your friend’s head has got a hole too”

i have a friend with a hole in his head

he says it’s nothing new, his dignity’s been dead

since his heart was opened by a man with a drill

at least the hole in his head is one he can fill

the doctor prescribed a bucket of honey

that would cost his college trust fund and the rest of his money

the beekeeper said the end always justifies the goal

so my friend bought the honey for his hole

i have a friend with a head full of honey

i’ve never seen his eyes lit up so sunny

but one day he invited me over to his home

and made it very clear we had to be alone

he said he’s been planning to use more of the stuff

than the doctors think is safely enough

i told him i didn’t think it was a good plan

and he told me shouldn’t is different than can

i have a friend who lies on the floor

his bucket’s not filled with honey anymore

i’ve never had to call the police before

but i knew they’d come in time, i knew, i was sure

i have a friend in a hospital bed

which is a whole lot better than him being dead

so when i saw his face i admit that i cried

he said he only had one part that hadn’t yet died

his life he said sadly has never had a hole

it was the one thing the thief hadn’t purposely stole

so i sat with my friend and he held my hand

and said i was the only one who could ever understand

everyone else says he can’t have a hole

since my friend’s the one with the drilling pole

i said i was sorry, he said it’s ok

he’s planning on leaving the earth someday

i have a friend with a hole in his heart

he went to the doctor but it was only a start

now in a bed’s the only place he can be found

and for him the world spins around and around

This part of Oh Sister is literally some of the most beautiful music I’ve ever heard. Just this one specific part. I always restart the song after it lol

Rose Wallace Goldaline
Just moves her mouth over anything
That's fleshy, free and flowering
Like oranges out in the open

But don't you waste your sins again
She don't need you or won't fuck your friends
And you, well, you're American
Self important boiling over

To prove that she must still exist
She moves herself about her fist
And won't ever, never give a shit
About all those words you're wasting
To gain some pretty, bright and bubbly
Wondrous dream you'd like to kill
And cling and claim her as your own

But don't you worry
All those dainty and dirty
Emotions just go away
And fade out on their own