Roblox on physical hardware shitpost production banning in January 2028 for new posts on r/GoCommitDie

Roblox on physical hardware shitpost production banning in January 2028 for new posts on r/GoCommitDie

In response to shifting trends in shitpost consumer preference, new posts will be generated with AI in deepfake formats only.

A.R Pierogovsky

^(Senior Upper Mod, GoCommitDie Leadership Communications)

As robloxian consumer preferences and the broader shitpost industry continue to shift away from real screenshots to AI, roblox running on physical hardware shitpost production for all new posts on r/GoCommitDie will be prohibited starting January 2028.  Following this date, new posts will be generated with AI in deepfake formats only. This transition has no impact on posts that already posted, or will be posting, prior to January 2028 in human-made format.  

This is a natural direction for GoCommitDie to adapt to shitpost consumer trends as the general preference for AI "slop" media significantly outpaces humanslop shitposts. This transition will enable us to align more closely with how most of our community prefers to look at and laugh at posts today.  

We’ll continue to prioritize our resources to drive innovation in how players can watch posts and provide choices as to where players prefer to upvote new funny videos, whether that’s at subreddit compilation channels or the subreddit itself. We remain committed to delivering a world-class laughing experience to our fans and we thank you for your continued support.  

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u/basically_ar — 3 days ago

My experience with Combat Cooking so far

For viewings of this video, an HDR compatible device is recommended.

u/basically_ar — 4 days ago

Worst theory ever

notjaco4 says the word Okay, just like Ness (from very good SNUS game >!your!< Mother 2) in his down taunt in the Smash Bros. series (Directed by world famous video game man Masahiro Sakurai) and as we already know from Matthew "MatPat Game Theory Guy" Patrick, Ness is Sans. Therefore, notjaco4 IS SANS! That's making me un Poco Loco, wait... POCO! POCO IS A SKELETON AND SANS IS A SKELETON! EVERYTHING NOW MAKES SENSE!

u/basically_ar — 7 days ago

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR EUROPEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you very likely know, summer-times are happening. You might also know that Sunday (28.06) and Monday (29.06) will be a bit of an opposite day, because instead of grilling, you're getting grilled by the extreme heat caused by a heatwave in central Europe, the Balkans, parts of western Europe and some parts of eastern Europe. With temperatures reaching from the managable 35 to a dangerous 41 degrees Celsius, this heat wave can kill a lot of people. Since I am also going to be a victim of grilling day:

Warsaw weather for 28.06. With Lows at 21 degrees at 4:00 and Highs at 37 degrees at 15:00. Basically, I'm getting grilled alive. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I will help y'all survive in this hell.

  1. First, try to avoid being in the sun as much as possible. If you can get your boss to approve your request to work from home (piece of cake unless you're working in a Januszex), then stay at home, get all your fans and maybe make yourself an iced americano instead of your regular shot of espresso.
  2. Second, avoid physical activity. Your muscles won't deflate if you don't do your 5x30s. Skip leg day, skip arms day, skip abs day, skip pilates day and skip yoga day. If you do physical activity in such scorching heat, you'll eventually get heatstroke and oof.
  3. Next, you should drink some water. I am aware that you need to conserve water to then drink when Sam Shitman completes his goal of fucking up all water on earth, but you need to drink water in these times of need or you'll croak it. Bonus bobux if you put electrolytes in them. Don't drink booze, heavy caffeine and sugar.
  4. If you need to go outside (not applicable for VALORANT players), try to stay in air conditioned spots. You can find some cooling spots in your city's website or via a phone line (the costs of the phone call will depend on your mobile carrier). Put on SPF 30 sunscreen, wear a bucket hat (or a bucket with two holes) and wear very loose and light clothes.
  5. If you live in a location where hell breaks loose at 40-42 degrees, close all windows and block sunlight, turn on your AC, get anything that can cool your home down, like maybe a bunch of ice, turn off unnecessary appliances that generate heat. If you somehow have a dehumidifier that can also cool down, use it and crank it down to -11 as they say. Make sure to use a window sealing kit tho.

I hope this post will help some of our brothers, sisters and non-binary siblings in these times of need.

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u/basically_ar — 9 days ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but

This wallpaper hides a 27, alluding to the version name.

Trust me, I am not insane.

u/basically_ar — 14 days ago

I'm nuking the modqueue, if your comment/post got removed randomly, that's why.

^(edit made by me btw)

u/basically_ar — 23 days ago

In case of any future roblox controversies

"We're all going to quit Roblox!"

Yet you never do...

u/basically_ar — 25 days ago

I remade that reddit client I made when reddit killed 3rd party clients lul. Please give a warm rewelcome to Shorddit

Basically, the shortcut is a shortcut that displays the reddit.com webpage. It's very limited because show web view doesn't support making image/video posts. If you really hate the reddit app on you iPhone or liquid glass in general, then you can get the shortcut and have a liquid glassless reddit. It is prone to logging you off tho so that's another limitation. It's very multiplatform but we all know the reddit webpage doesn't work that sigma on apple watch, especially when compared to something like Nano. It also has easter eggs and that AI search barely anybody knows about. That's all.

Risky actions that this shortcut can do:

  • Spoil the ending of Persona 3 (probably)
  • Make you die from laughter (some memes on reddit are absolutely hilarious)
  • Disappoint you with how poopoo it is
  • Force you to update to iOS 26

Have fun getting this shortcut again

Alternative link: https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/52354a8163e94a08863e0a27fe850f81

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u/basically_ar — 29 days ago

I know this is off topic but instead of doing shitty PR stunts with blue pfps on toktik, sign this petition to demand international intervention for Women’s Rights in Afghanistan.

c.org
u/basically_ar — 1 month ago
▲ 39 r/btd6

Oh for fuck's sake

Even my god forsaken Apple Watch. What the actual fuuk.

u/basically_ar — 2 months ago
▲ 123 r/btd6

MY IPHONE TOO??

First, my Mac got the leaves AND NOW MY IPHONE TOO??

u/basically_ar — 2 months ago

Go watch The Last Guest Reimagined very cool remake of a phenomenal action movie

Also, I'm gonna be absent 18-22 may 2026. Going on vacation. Might need to lock the sub down if no one decides to cover for me.

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u/basically_ar — 2 months ago