
I hate dylan
Asdfghjkl he makes me so mad. I hate this guy. Why do I hate him? Because he sucks. I hate his stupid face. I hate how much the writers want us to find him cute. I hate him
Look I'm not opposed to flirtatious characters in these games, like the absolute greatest character in all of contemporary fiction Colin Baxter. But his is a story of self actualization, realizing that his special interests are his own and he should stop seeking validation from others, as his sheer greatness is too much for the average mortal to comprehend.
But Dylan just flirts with an 18 year old, almost dies and then screws off for two thirds of the game. As he should, good riddance. I hate this man. I hate him so much that my lawyers have advised I redact the remaining of this post