Sperm counts are down but size of sperm is up bigly!

I saw RFK’s comments in the news about low teen sperm counts and became concerned so I took a deep dive into the science. The data clearly shows sperm count is negatively correlated with GOP administrations but the size of each sperm is much larger during republican administrations. One working theory is that voters simply prefer brass balls and tadpole-sized super-swimmers.

u/bhodiiiii — 2 months ago

The character Orco from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was inspired by a legendary Japanese ghost named Kasa Obake

Kasa-obake: A popular "tool spirit" (Tsukumogami) shaped like a one-legged umbrella. While it usually hops on one leg, some legends say it can fly or lift people into the air on windy days. 

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u/bhodiiiii — 2 months ago

Trump has been identified as the Anti-Christ and has promoted RFK to the position of Hanta Claus.

u/bhodiiiii — 2 months ago