The Anti-Jared
so i eat a lot of jimmy johns, like probably too much, 3 maybe even 4 giant sandwiches a week, depending on the week. i’ve also been wanting to lose some weight for a while now, and over the past few months, i’ve finally dropped around enough weight (around 25lbs) that i even look thinner in the mirror, all while still eating jimmy johns 3-4 times a week. i currently work in anti-financial crime, and the bulk of my work is reporting potential CP/CSAM sales to the government. it struck me today that between eating all these sandwiches, losing weight at the same time, and hopefully preventing the sale of CP/CSAM, I have become the anti-Jared, the legitimate successor to Jared Fogle’s large-pants-based empire. just wanted to share, enjoy your sandwiches my brothers