u/blackyranchero

We were standing outside under a clear blue Arizona sky. I spotted a lone jet cruising the sky. I asked my nephew," where do you think it's going?" Without even thinking about it, he replied "airport".

A friend asked me why we got a cat. I said it was a misunderstanding. Last year my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said, " I would like to get a little pussy". Anyway, we now have a cat.