u/bourbonpens

Two guys are standing at a bus stop when a big, muscular, mean looking dude steps up to one of them and says " H-h-hey, m- m- man. What t-t-time ya g-g-got?”

The guy just stands there, staring at the imposing man without saying anything. The big guy finally growls "F-f-fuck you." He then turns to the other guy and asks the same question.

"It's four forty-five.” the guy promptly answers, and the big guy nods and walks off.

The guy then asks the silent man, "Why didn't you answer him?”

He replies "B-b-because I s-s-stutter t-t-too."

Genie: "What's your first wish?"

Steve: "I wish I was rich."

Genie: "What's your second wish, Rich?"

Lots of trucks used to flash their lights when you can get over. Then blink their tail lights to say thanks. I was bored on the drive through Texas, so I started counting.

Tally before Fort Worth when I lost count:

Flashed that I was clear: 4

Blinked thank you: 1

Nothing: 30+