34F4A, SA, Australia - Seeking friend shaped human
34F from Adelaide Australia, seeking friends because the internet said human beings require "social connections" and not just Wi-Fi and carbs.
I’m looking for memes, sarcasm, and mutual complaints about being alive on a Tuesday, and someone who understands that sending a photo of a weirdly shaped potato is a legitimate social interaction, but don’t be rude about it because potatoes are the superior food and I will die on that hill.
About me:
• I game, badly, I have the aim of a leaf on a windy day.
• I have a dark sense of wit and humour and will add ‘that’s what she said’ where appropriate … or not.
• I collect hobbies the same way some people collect Bunnings projects and never finish them and I will encourage you to do the same.
•Can yap about JDM cars and why turbos are better than superchargers.
I don't need to know your mother’s maiden name (or do i?) but I do need to know why there was a carrot with the cucumbers, speculations welcomed.
If your idea of friendship is sending a photo of food or an unfortunate life event followed by "lmao", we might get along.
Message me with why the weather annoyed you lately
(insert old man yells at cloud meme)
Ps: I am a single parent so if you’re in the childfree camp, might be best to scroll on.