r/R4Rstralia

34F from Adelaide Australia, seeking friends because the internet said human beings require "social connections" and not just Wi-Fi and carbs.

I’m looking for memes, sarcasm, and mutual complaints about being alive on a Tuesday, and someone who understands that sending a photo of a weirdly shaped potato is a legitimate social interaction, but don’t be rude about it because potatoes are the superior food and I will die on that hill.

About me:
• I game, badly, I have the aim of a leaf on a windy day.
• I have a dark sense of wit and humour and will add ‘that’s what she said’ where appropriate … or not.
• I collect hobbies the same way some people collect Bunnings projects and never finish them and I will encourage you to do the same.
•Can yap about JDM cars and why turbos are better than superchargers.

I don't need to know your mother’s maiden name (or do i?) but I do need to know why there was a carrot with the cucumbers, speculations welcomed.

If your idea of friendship is sending a photo of food or an unfortunate life event followed by "lmao", we might get along.
Message me with why the weather annoyed you lately
(insert old man yells at cloud meme)

Ps: I am a single parent so if you’re in the childfree camp, might be best to scroll on.

39, Filipino, single parent of a teen. I’ve been single for years, I work, I provide for myself and my daughter, and I’m not looking for a wallet with legs. 😂

I’m looking for a genuine connection with someone who actually wants a relationship and, eventually, a life together. I’m not interested in endless chatting with no plan to meet. Let’s get to know each other online, and if we click, come see for yourself. We can talk about the future from there.

I’m open to relocating for the right person, but safety and security come first.

Also, please don’t lead with “cuddles,” sex, or other intimate talk. Yes, I’m an intimate person, but that side of me is for my partner. Get to know me first. You’ll survive. 😂

I’m financially independent (trying to meet ends). Asking for money is not my goal, so please don’t ask me for money. I still believe a man who wants a family should be capable of providing. I can take care of myself, but I’m not looking to raise another dependent.

If you’re serious, emotionally mature, and actually want to build something real, tell me about yourself. Let’s see where this goes.

Hi everyone, 26f from Melbourne Australia. Posting to this sub again as I got a bit nervous chatting to people last time.

Looking for someone older, preferably white collar/professional with a chubby dad bod (not interested in anyone fit as that’s not my type atm) and bearded, who would be interested in having a discreet, NSA night of sexy breastplay, mainly involving licking and sucking. Not looking for anything ongoing, and not looking for a nurturing, emotional dynamic. Also not looking to have sex, oral or anything else - that is a boundary that must be respected.

Must be single and preferably childfree, hygienic, well groomed and completely disease free. Would be ideal if you can provide a copy of a recent sti test, I can do the same.

Bit about me: brown skin and black hair, curvy/plus size.

Must be able to verify.

No low effort DMs, they will be ignored.

Hi!

I'm a woman in a long-term, happy ENM/swingers relationship. My partner and I have been on a temporary break from actively exploring for a while, but we're starting to think about dipping our toes back in.

Rather than jumping straight into meeting people, I'd love to ease back into things through good conversation, flirting, and seeing where the chemistry goes. No pressure, no expectations—just genuine connection and a bit of fun.

A little about me: I'm in my 30s. Love the ocean, bodyboarding, Pilates, reading, cooking, and long conversations that can be both playful and thoughtful.

I'm looking for someone who enjoys flirting, respects boundaries, communicates well, and understands ENM. If we click, great. If it stays as an enjoyable online connection, that's great too.

If this sounds like your kind of vibe, send me a message and tell me a little about yourself. :)

Low effort messages will be ignored. I want to know that you actually read my post😅

31F looking for a regular FWB, 28–38 and preferably inner city or not too far out.

Looking for someone kind, clean, reliable, kink-friendly and easy to get along with. Someone who can communicate, respects boundaries and doesn’t make things weird or complicated.

I can host, but you’ll need to be able to host sometimes too.

Not looking for a relationship or random one-offs. Ideally we actually like hanging out and there’s good chemistry as well as attraction.

Single/ENM only

Message me with your age, general area and a bit about you.