u/braffyscrubs

I took a girls trip a month ago which completely ruined my super ultra tight knit bullet proof friend circle.

I warned them that I would need alone time during most if not all of the trip. They kept insisting on doing group activities together like shopping or talking to each other which I do NOT enjoy. I had to salvage the vacation by walking 600' in front of them when forced to go to activities. Thankfully, I was able to break free of my best friends for life for a day and a half to explore the city and sit in a dark room alone. If not for that, the whole vacation would have been awful.

Since then no one has texted me back. I offered to watch a movie (same movie different rooms) and I have gotten 0 responses. I can't believe what is happening. Why am I being exiled for enforcing my boundaries?

Dinner is vending machine snacks I'm sharing with this new friend circle I found that understands my needs better.

3 months ago I accidentally on purpose sent my boss nudes. It turns out she was slutting it up with all of her employees with her teams check ins. It is annoying when someone puts themselves out there but doesn't want to commit to leaving their family. She took the easy route by getting HR involved instead of being emotionally vulnerable with me but that's another story.

Since then, I've taken up a more entrepreneur spirit by gambling. I was really good at heads or tails as a kid, which means I have natural talent in this department. The only problem is that I don't know how to play any of the games in a casino. After looking around for casinos that offer a go fish table and finding nothing, I resigned to having ChatGPT play roulette for me.

I figured that since computers are really good at chess that roulette would be a no brainer. Well. I was wrong. I am officially in $26,000 dollars of debt after going all in on black.

Anyways, now I'm sitting at the slot machine hoping Chat can give me better advice on this stuff.

If anyone wants to give me gambling advice to help turn this around I'd appreciate it. I convinced my mom to remortgage her house for my new business so we have a little coin, girls.

Hot dog for dinner since Chat said this casino serves the best hot dogs in the Chicago area.

Hey sweaties! I used to have a problem with my throat closing up when eating celery. After putting a dash of motor oil (breaks down the protein) and letting it sit in the sun for two weeks I now get to enjoy this tasty OMAD meal without the annoying suffocation. I still black out but I am pretty sure is just a side effect of being sooooo full.

Throw away that benadryl sweaties! It is full of calories!

The old 114 pound ball and chain has a birthday coming up. She has gained 5 pounds over the last 6 years and I've honestly reached my limit with her gluttony. The thing is, I have been gifting her a scale for every holiday since she gained half a pound 5.5 years ago. Clearly she hasn't used any of the 42 scales I have bought her or she would hopefully have the self awareness to buy this shirt herself.

I am praying this gets her attention to how much of a problem this is since we are running out of places to put the scales. I've already ordered it in a 5X, but im also thinking about throwing in a seat belt extender. She'll need one any day now with the way things are going. Do you think the shirt will be enough to really get the point across her extremely wide body?

Hi girlies,

I have been going to therapy for 6 months now. I know the relationship is kind of new but I really think she is the one.

There is the obvious conflict of interest since I'm a Capricorn and she is a Gemini. It was really disappointing to find out our star signs do not align when googling her, but I think we can really overcome it.

The only thing is that she plays hot and cold. I'm riddled with mommy issues so I am willing to overlook it. I need a bit of advice since she set a "hard boundary" during our last date/"session". I feel like this is just her trying to amp up my interest since she knows I crave the attention of anyone who rejects me.

I'll list some of her behavior below so you guys can tell me if I'm somehow reading this wrong.

- Always asks me how I am doing/really takes an interest in my feelings.

- Constant eye contact. She looks at me like I'm the only other person in the room ❤️.

- She is very attentive in person but never texts me back.

- She always dresses up for me. Full face of makeup, pantsuits, hair done, the full package.

- She makes me pay for our dates, but that makes sense since I know she just wants me to show I value her.

- She says she is married, but I never see him with her? So, I am sure she is just trying to make me jealous which I love.

I guess I just don't know how to take our relationship to the next level? It seems like she is only interested in interacting with me for 1 hour a week, which is understandable since I am a train wreck.

Please tell me I am not reading into this wrong.

Coke zero for dinner since I am trying to slim down for a trip to Mexico that I am surprising her with.