u/brian1321

TL;DR: Gas powered limes in this economy?

Buds are gorgeous. Perfectly moist and nicely dense with a thick coating of trichomes. The prototypical shape is accented by the shocks of orange and make for tremendous bag appeal.

Smell is gassy, sharp limes like a premade margarita at that bar you got rejected at. The taste is lime forward (sharp citrus) and extremely pleasant.

Effects are nice. Euphoria and a heady buzz with light relaxation. Definitely more of a mind stimulator than a physical one. My minds going a mile a minute, galaxies rapidly blinking in and out of existence - I have ascended. Then I realize I’m just sitting here quietly and I haven’t spoken in like 20 minutes. Strong recommend for playing Fusion Frenzy on Xbox but I’d avoid while playing any dating sims.

TL;DR: I’ve been called worse and I’ve smoked much worse

Buds are greasy like the bag at a beignet shop. The trichome coating is very thick and the beautiful color and structure make for excellent bag appeal. My jar was one huge bud pushing nearly 3g and a friend.

Smell is kinda awesome. I get a lot of coffee/chocolate, earth, and woods which is what I imagine the camp in Red Dead Redemption 2 smells like. There are some floral/citrus notes to it at the back end. Taste is almost like a baked good taste and some woodsy floral. All this to say I was very surprised when the label said .65% total terps.

Effects are chameleon like. I immediately went to walk the dog and it was a nice uplifting high that while still stony wasn’t sedating. The next day I just hung around the house and it was much more physically sedating while still providing the euphoria and uplift. This would be a terrible smoke for being jacked into the Matrix, but would be amazing if you get sent to the Shadow Realm.

400kw applegreen electric NACS on garden state parkway in NJ. 90f today

TL;DR: gonna have a nice little Saturday

Buds are fuckin huge and chunky. My jar was two large nugs and a lil guy. Super frosty as expected from the MAC lineage with perfect moisture and good density.

Smell is fruity and doughy like berry cookies. Taste is similar. It’s very pleasant even my wife likes it.

Effects are nice daytime hybrid. Soaring euphoria and a nice head high that gets heavier over time but without sedation. Good for arguing with little league umpires but bad for arguing with AAU refs.

Not a full review just wanted to shout out the genuine grow smalls they just released. Only difference is machine trim and these nugs didn’t meet the jar standard visually.

Nice size, still dense, no larf. Smell and effects are the same. Great deal especially on sale got these $52 discounted from $80. Grabbed em all while I could - no mule fuel :(

TL;DR: very grape very great

Buds are quite pretty. They have a sour diesel chunkiness with a thick coating of trichomes over the greens and oranges. Perfect moisture and a nice density.

Smell is grape syrup forward with some slight sour sweetness. It’s very pleasant and enjoyable. Taste is spot on grape syrup but not gross like Robotussin.

Effects are awesome. Soaring euphoria with a stony cloudy brain. You know that scene in titanic where Jack and Rose are on the bow of the ship with their arms out? I felt like Rose. It’s just physically relaxing enough to mellow you out but not exhaust you. Great for sitting on the porch with Smokey until Deebo shows up.

TL;DR lemon pie me oh my

Buds are ugly but cute like me. Good size, density, and coating of trichomes. They are a nice green with flecks of purple.

Smell is funky lemons. First time I opened the jar it smelled like someone sprayed Lysol in a high school locker room. It mellowed out over a few days to be more lemon than funk. Taste is sharp lemons.

Effects are pleasant. Quick hitting with a nice stony buzz leaving me kinda stupid and spaced out but not sleepy. Good anytime hybrid effects, like a lemon pie. Peach pie is famously known for being tiring, apple pie is energizing. I don’t need to explain this, you guys get it.