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TL;DR: not my least favorite OG

Buds are very dense with good moisture. Good coating of trichomes and the typical Christmas tree shape.

Smell is not the strongest but reminds me of lemon pepper and eucalyptus/pine. Taste is much more present than the smell.

Effects are good if not particularly strong. They’re good hybrid effects - euphoric and mildly relaxing - which makes it a nice choice for a hangout, bbq, or looking for Waldo.

TL;DR: just change the bags and you got a winner

Buds are mangled in the little bags. Pantheon says they already ordered larger replacements which is good. They’re foxtail-y and very very dense but absolutely coated in mature trichomes. Moisture is good.

Smell is sweet and tropical fruit (grapes papayas etc) - reminds me of purple punch. Taste is similar overall very pleasant experience.

Effects are good. They slowly creep on you with an uplifting and euphoric head high before relaxing the shoulders. It gets heavier over time, after about an hour I was firmly in the couch. Overall great strain for watching a movie for about an hour, but terrible for watching a movie longer than an hour.

TL;DR: somebody got weed in my purple

Buds are chunky with good moisture and density. There is a thick but leggy coating of trichomes and the deep purple color is punctuated by bright orange.

Smell is sweet citrus and fuel/earth. Taste is very citrusy. It’s not my favorite terp profile as the citrus comes across as very orange/grapefruit for me.

Effects are mild but pleasant. Good mood elevation and a general relaxation. This would be great for a large hang out where you don’t want to get fried - it’s like a light beer (respectfully).

TL;DR: somebody got weed in my purple

Buds are chunky with good moisture and density. There is a thick but leggy coating of trichomes and the deep purple color is punctuated by bright orange.

Smell is sweet citrus and fuel/earth. Taste is very citrusy. It’s not my favorite terp profile as the citrus comes across as very orange/grapefruit for me.

Effects are mild but pleasant. Good mood elevation and a general relaxation. This would be great for a large hang out where you don’t want to get fried - it’s like a light beer (respectfully).

TL;DR: perfectly cromulent weed

Buds are rock hard dense and foxtaily but with a thick coating of mature trichomes. Moisture is good and it break up well. The bags are a bit small and kinda mangle things but they’re moving up to larger bags in the near future.

Smell is bubblegum that gives way to a spicy mint. It’s interesting and has a bunch of different notes that you can mull over. The taste is more peppery mint like arugula.

Effects were very slow to come on but are nice and relaxing. Slow, heavy body and eyes that, if you keep the session short, won’t end your night. I can definitely see this creeping up and suplexing you into bed if you’re not careful though.

TL;DR: perfectly cromulent weed

Buds are rock hard dense and foxtaily but with a thick coating of mature trichomes. Moisture is good and it break up well. The bags are a bit small and kinda mangle things but they’re moving up to larger bags in the near future.

Smell is bubblegum that gives way to a spicy mint. It’s interesting and has a bunch of different notes that you can mull over. The taste is more peppery mint like arugula.

Effects were very slow to come on but are nice and relaxing. Slow, heavy body and eyes that, if you keep the session short, won’t end your night. I can definitely see this creeping up and suplexing you into bed if you’re not careful though.

TL;DR: Your princess actually is in this castle

Buds are sticky and nicely dense with a thick coating of trichomes. Purples, greens, and oranges give it a poppy look.

Smell is like an astringent lemony marker and the taste is similar. It’s pleasant and you pick up different notes each time you go back.

Effects are deceiving and fairly heavy. It was euphoric and mentally stimulating at first before flipping into a heavy head high. Great for exploring fractals and string theory, bad for basic addition.

TL;DR: Your princess actually is in this castle

Buds are sticky and nicely dense with a thick coating of trichomes. Purples, greens, and oranges give it a poppy look.

Smell is like an astringent lemony marker and the taste is similar. It’s pleasant and you pick up different notes each time you go back.

Effects are deceiving and fairly heavy. It was euphoric and mentally stimulating at first before flipping into a heavy head high. Great for exploring fractals and string theory, bad for basic addition.

TL;DR: EV Review 2: Electric Blue Limeade-aloo

Buds are thickly coated with trichomes, have good moisture, and a slightly open structure. A beautiful uniform green with a silvery sheen of trichs completes the look.

Smell is sweetly sour/sharp limes, kinda like yellow Gatorade (top 3 flavor come at me). Taste is sour limes and coats the mouth. Very enjoyable experience.

Effects are creepers - I wasn’t feeling anything and then I was. Cerebral, euphoric, and very locked in but without any intention. Straight up intensely staring at my wife while she talked and all I can think is “damn she’s talking fast” as the words went in one ear and out the other.

TL;DR: EV Review 2: Electric Blue Limeade-aloo

Buds are thickly coated with trichomes, have good moisture, and a slightly open structure. A beautiful uniform green with a silvery sheen of trichs completes the look.

Smell is sweetly sour/sharp limes, kinda like yellow Gatorade (top 3 flavor come at me). Taste is sour limes and coats the mouth. Very enjoyable experience.

Effects are creepers - I wasn’t feeling anything and then I was. Cerebral, euphoric, and very locked in but without any intention. Straight up intensely staring at my wife while she talked and all I can think is “damn she’s talking fast” as the words went in one ear and out the other.

TL;DR: dafoe-looking-up.gif

Buds are frostier than a snowman with a big chunky shape and classic coloring. Good moisture and density complete the look.

Smell is like a spicy funky vanilla cookie. The spicy funk is gassy but not what I was expecting from a strain named Gas Basket. Taste is spot on. It’s enjoyable.

Effects are great - quickly onsetting head high that gives you that “turkey staring at the rain” look. It mellows into a more chill overall vibe but it’s very cerebral and euphoric. Great for looking at clouds or sky scrapers, bad for looking at sand castles or grass.

TL;DR: dafoe-looking-up.gif

Buds are frostier than a snowman with a big chunky shape and classic coloring. Good moisture and density complete the look.

Smell is like a spicy funky vanilla cookie. The spicy funk is gassy but not what I was expecting from a strain named Gas Basket. Taste is spot on. It’s enjoyable.

Effects are great - quickly onsetting head high that gives you that “turkey staring at the rain” look. It mellows into a more chill overall vibe but it’s very cerebral and euphoric. Great for looking at clouds or sky scrapers, bad for looking at sand castles or grass.

TL;DR: Do you like to feel good?

Buds are thickly coated in trichomes and have good moisture. Good density and a nice combo of purple and green complete the bag appeal.

Smell is sweet, gassy, and doughy like a rum raisin muffin. It’s complex and evolves as time goes on - Very pleasant. Taste is similar and lingers.

Effects are great. Soaring euphoria on the verge of jitteriness and emotionally uplifting before settling into an overall chill. Great for going to an amusement park or show with friends, bad for going to a still life painting class.

TL;DR: Do you like to feel good?

Buds are thickly coated in trichomes and have good moisture. Good density and a nice combo of purple and green complete the bag appeal.

Smell is sweet, gassy, and doughy like a rum raisin muffin. It’s complex and evolves as time goes on - Very pleasant. Taste is similar and lingers.

Effects are great. Soaring euphoria on the verge of jitteriness and emotionally uplifting before settling into an overall chill. Great for going to an amusement park or show with friends, bad for going to a still life painting class.

TL;DR: have yourself a nice little Saturday

Buds are beautiful. Thick coating of trichomes, nice density, and prototypical “diesel” look of light green and orange triangles.

Smell is fresh/clean, with some fuel/chocolate undertones. It’s pleasant if not super strong. Taste is similar.

Effects are awesome. It felt like riding Kingda Ka at six flags - rocketed up straight up where you chill for a second and then rocketing back down. Uplifting and stimulating before locking you in to a euphoric heady chill. Great for a nice Saturday at anywhere but six flags.

TL;DR: have yourself a nice little Saturday

Buds are beautiful. Thick coating of trichomes, nice density, and prototypical “diesel” look of light green and orange triangles.

Smell is fresh/clean, with some fuel/chocolate undertones. It’s pleasant if not super strong. Taste is similar.

Effects are awesome. It felt like riding Kingda Ka at six flags - rocketed up straight up where you chill for a second and then rocketing back down. Uplifting and stimulating before locking you in to a euphoric heady chill. Great for a nice Saturday at anywhere but six flags.

TL;DR: these oranges are purple

Buds are thickly coated with trichomes and more purple than I was expecting which gives it an almost silver sheen. Moisture is perfect and the buds pull apart nicely.

Smell is orange creamsicle. It doesn’t have that sharpness that I normally associate with grapefruits so this has a more straightforward orange smell. It’s pleasant. Taste is oranges.

Effects are uplifting and euphoric. It’s more cerebral than it is physically stimulating but you’ll still feel a little kick. Nice for watching soccer and hanging out with friends, but would be terrible for playing hide and seek.

TL;DR: these oranges are purple

Buds are thickly coated with trichomes and more purple than I was expecting which gives it an almost silver sheen. Moisture is perfect and the buds pull apart nicely.

Smell is orange creamsicle. It doesn’t have that sharpness that I normally associate with grapefruits so this has a more straightforward orange smell. It’s pleasant. Taste is oranges.

Effects are uplifting and euphoric. It’s more cerebral than it is physically stimulating but you’ll still feel a little kick. Nice for watching soccer and hanging out with friends, but would be terrible for playing hide and seek.

TL;DR: Oops! All Fruit

Buds are striking in appearance despite the more rustic trim on this bag . Moisture is good and they’re nicely dense with a thick coating of intact trichomes.

Smell is very fruit forward. It reminds me of a fruit candy my grandma used to have which means nothing to you and that’s ok. Take a deep breath of some fruit punch kool aid and you’ll know what I mean. Taste is, you guessed it, fruit punch.

Effects are euphoric and mood elevating with a nice relaxation. A real poolside lounge type of strain but do NOT go in the ocean. That’s where the sharks live.

TL;DR: Oops! All Fruit

Buds are striking in appearance despite the more rustic trim on this bag . Moisture is good and they’re nicely dense with a thick coating of intact trichomes.

Smell is very fruit forward. It reminds me of a fruit candy my grandma used to have which means nothing to you and that’s ok. Take a deep breath of some fruit punch kool aid and you’ll know what I mean. Taste is, you guessed it, fruit punch.

Effects are euphoric and mood elevating with a nice relaxation. A real poolside lounge type of strain but do NOT go in the ocean. That’s where the sharks live.