u/broccoli_tuna

I bet you’ve never heard of something this stupid and weird before but this is just a new low that I had to share. This guy literally plays circus sound effects and like scary clown laughter sound effects when he gets pissed off. What the hell? like what is that even supposed to mean 😭

Some of the effects he likes to use:

HONKING.

BIG TOP CIRCUS MUSIC.

CLOWN LAUGHTER.

AIR HORNS.

BOING-BOING SPRING NOISES.

SLIDE WHISTLES.

Last night I politely asked him to wash his ass when he takes a shower because I can smell it when I go down on him. About 10 minutes after that I heard him play this over our living room Bluetooth speaker:

HONK HONK HAHAHAHA sad trombone BOING rimshot SCREAMING car crash clown horn

this is seriously a new low, and I’ve been with a guy who brushed his teeth with mouthwash 💀💀💀 but this takes the cake for stupidity and immaturity. is he suggesting he’s gonna end my shit under the big top? what the fuck.

Welp, never going back to that store I guess.

Pasta salad from last night's dinner