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u/burnt-gonads

▲ 88 r/circlejerkaustralia

Oh jolly goodness gracious me. Thank you ABC for bringing this to my attention. I can see you are after the hard issues.

u/burnt-gonads — 21 hours ago
▲ 3 r/circlejerkaustralia

I smell opportunity for a win win situation for Australia. Hear me out.

This bloke is looking for a root, and I hear there are some hot cougars just recently come to the country and they maybe keen to maintain some of the skills they learned while overseas. So like a female spider, we could get a win win situation where everyone is happy.

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u/burnt-gonads — 2 days ago
▲ 22 r/circlejerkaustralia

Is it OK for me to lie to the government now on forms and such to get extra money and benefits?

I was seeing how our dear leader promises to do this and not do that then says surprise bitches and does or does not do it anyway.

Does this mean it is a good way to live your life and it will be fine for me to lie to the government, lie in courts, lie to the NDIS, ATO, everyone and so on?

My word is my bond...

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u/burnt-gonads — 3 days ago
▲ 67 r/circlejerkaustralia

Thousands turn out to celebrate when Arab countries welcomed one day old Israel to the neighbourhood and they played a game of FAFO.

u/burnt-gonads — 5 days ago
▲ 10 r/circlejerkaustralia

We need a statue, the opera house lighting up and a knighthood to celebrate another winning, brave and stunning champion Aussie woman.

u/burnt-gonads — 6 days ago
▲ 16 r/circlejerkaustralia

Thank god we have great people doing for free such a wonderful important community service.

I know I have been participating in neighbourhood watch as well for many years. At no expense to the government I have bought expensive night vision telescope and camera equipment to make sure no nefarious activity happens in our community. Down the street there is a particularly vulnerable group of 19 year old women sharing the house together and I am out there every night for hours at a stretch checking on them to make sure they stay safe.

u/burnt-gonads — 7 days ago
▲ 60 r/circlejerkaustralia

ABC finds itself it is totally impartial so we need to track down these nazis who are saying otherwise and saying that Bondi had something to do with religion.

u/burnt-gonads — 8 days ago
▲ 25 r/circlejerkaustralia

Today I learned on Reddit.

When they were early twenties all the baby boomers lived in Point Piper and Toorak in ten bedroom mansions they bought with two days wages they got from their first job using their free gender studies university education while being racist........................................What did you learn today?

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u/burnt-gonads — 9 days ago
▲ 83 r/circlejerkaustralia

The most "progressive" voter in the country is a 25 year old woman. "“It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.”" From the book 1984.

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u/burnt-gonads — 10 days ago
▲ 20 r/circlejerkaustralia

Racist evil white colonisers being racist again through using their colonising racist mind powers on others. racist. #onlyevilwhitecoloniserscanberacist.

I know it is the white colonisers at fault here using the evil white colonising mind powers to force others to do things against their will.

I added the extra racist in the title for extra emotional oomph..

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u/burnt-gonads — 11 days ago