
r/circlejerkaustralia

Labor shill accounts mashing the downvote button whenever another positive One Nation poll result gets posted:
The purple and green haired sharks smell blood in the water
This just in: Prime Minister has functioning penis with particular taste in women - more to come
Found this smokeshow in dad’s old stash of newspapers. Wonder what she’s up to these days.
You might have seen a house-fly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen an In-dian fly
Tonight sovereignty will be seeded in Naarm
Saar, a second bridge has collapsed
Took my dog for a morning walk and her feet are all wet. I knew it was the dews fault! Free Palestine! 🇲🇶
ModiXi is coming to Australia.
Get ready to see him at the SCG, with a stadium full of you know who
Big Trouble in Tea Bubble – Tarndanya welcome to countries handed out in lieu of back pay
no prison terms for man seen here handing out free welcomes to country instead of backpay owed to employees in Tarndanya Bubble Tea Ceremony in line with cultural traditions and respectful etiquette
You need to be able to read English to get a white card
WTB Halal circumcision
Hi team,
My child recently identified as a Muslim boy and now wants their witchetty grub trimmed. Has anyone been here and had a good experience?
Did Australia beat Egypt? No. Did their soybot fans manage to avoid completely embarrassing themselves and spawning an entirely new meme that will mean Australians get called naarmgroids for decades? Also no.
Any ideas on how to blame this on Pauline Hanson? Asking on behalf of all Australians that had to wake up and see this?
Anyone else find it suspicious that Pauline Hanson spent 11 weeks in prison and this suddenly pops up. Thank the rainbow serpent brave passer-by's quickly destroyed this.
Football failure
How did Australia lose?
We have a significantly higher % of our population being diverse at around 31% and Egypt is no where near as diverse as us with 2% diversity of immigrants.
I demand a Royal commission, we need to change our skill visa list to include football, exotic food is all well and good but winning the football should be our national priority.