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This sub is only for Australian content. Sometimes.

It had a full paragraph quote from the ALP. It's completely relevant to Australia. It isn't a fucking meme I found on Facebook. It's a meme I made on Reddit.

Did you just come on shift?

u/Anti-Stan — 21 hours ago
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Righto Ya Greedy Little Property Tycoons, Looks Like Big Jim Chalmers Is Doing Us a Special Until November: Free Badge With Every Purchase, Get Em While They're Hot

u/RonWhole — 21 hours ago
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Ah yes… hard liquor & Sydney Swans! “Best enjoyed together” ☠️

What a wonderful marketing campaign blending Sydney Swans, mateship, and hard liquor for a fun bonding experience!

u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 — 1 day ago
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Doing the needful

We are acknowledging each and everything.

The simple fact is that Australia has a housing shortage.

We need to build more homes, more quickly, in more parts of the country.

That's why the Albanese Government has an ambitious goal of building 1.2 million homes by the end of the decade.

We know this is a challenge, but it's a challenge we have to meet.

We need more tradies and construction workers, faster approvals and new incentives for getting the job done.

https://alp.org.au/homes-for-australia/

u/Anti-Stan — 1 day ago
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Education never ends my CJA Team. TIL - Whether it's ladies having babies and regretting it like they have been robbed of life or it's ladies not having babies and regretting it like they have been robbed of life it's the mans fault. You men are such pigs.

It's all your fault Craig!

Men, they're awful. I am so glad that I am a woman with a tidy lady penis.

u/TeaAny1221 — 2 days ago
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Bring Back Bathing to Birrarung

I'd like to begin today by acknowledging the traditional custodians of the water that we meet on today. We pay our respects to the elders past, present, and immigrating.

The Yarra, formerly, the Yarra Yarra, is a white colonisers label for Birrarung.

No current. No bull sharks. Go for a swim in the mini Ganges. It will cleanse your R-soul.

u/Anti-Stan — 2 days ago
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Guess who's coming to dinner? That's right, back for another series. More cooking tips, more classy dinner conversations, more suitable graces, and how to avoid wine matching faux pas so you look like a pro! Bon appetit!

u/TeaAny1221 — 1 day ago