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r/AustralianPolitics r/Toowoomba r/straya r/auscorp r/circlejerkaustralia
▲ 78 r/straya

Relax Australia, our future is secure cunts! Seaford, the foundation of our moving forward! Thanks for the vision Noah, you are a champion.

u/TeaAny1221 — 1 month ago
▲ 13 r/circlejerkaustralia

A "friend" of mine "found" this. My friend is my wife Stevie's boyfriend Craig who is a plumber. Top bloke. Big W, it's helping with hard times.

Strap in.

u/TeaAny1221 — 1 month ago
▲ 11 r/circlejerkaustralia

If this is you, you're doing it wrong! I'm just waiting for the dog to now climb the golden rainbow to the great big treed farm in the sky. Difference is, I like the dog and I will miss it.

you're doing it wrong.

Warning - RANT!

Is it just me but people just keep finding new ways to be miserable and unhappy?

I'm glad the two eating machines, smashers of cars, thrashers of my motorbikes, losers of my tools, bringer home of strays, drinkers of my grog and money devourers have fucked off and when I tell people this, I'm apparently the strange one for being happy.

Our job is to get them to a place where they do fuck off.

Rant over.

u/TeaAny1221 — 1 month ago
▲ 22 r/Toowoomba

Ode to Runaway chair, Holberton Street.

The rumors whispered it was gone,
A treasure lost before the dawn.
They said someone had taken it away,
Left Holberton Street in shades of gray.

But as I walked along the track,
I saw the rumors couldn’t hold it back.
For there it stood, proud and sweet,
Firmly planted on its feet.

A surge of joy, a sudden lift,
Finding it felt like a gift.
Elated just to see it there,
My beautiful, resilient chair.

It stood so straight, it stood so tall,
Refusing to be gone at all.
And in that sight, my spirit grew,
With hope and wonder born anew.

A simple chair upon the street,
Brought back the faith I love to keep.
A reminder of the strength we share,
In our proud city of Toowoomba fair.

u/TeaAny1221 — 1 month ago
▲ 33 r/circlejerkaustralia

Important literature, please share. Huh, I always thought T was for trains but hey, I am an old fuddy duddy who fought in the war. Learn something new every day.

u/TeaAny1221 — 1 month ago