An award for my favorite type of customer :)
Congratulations!! You are the smartest, most observant, least scared customer at the haunted house! While everyone else was having fun and going along for the ride, you were looking under curtains for shoes and loudly announcing to everyone else that gasp there’s an actor hiding there! When you see a hiding hole, not only do you anticipate someone coming through it, you make sure everyone else knows what’s about to happen to! While some customers come through a haunted house and enjoy the atmosphere, you’re ready to ruin it by pointing out that you can see the actors real eyes behind the mask! Most people react to getting scared by yelling or jumping, but not you! If someone does manage to catch you by surprise, you make sure to loudly proclaim that you are NOT scared and that that actor is NOT scary! So great job! You beat the haunted house! You paid money to get scared and then didn’t get scared! Congrats!!!
You’re the type of person who goes to a stand up show and prides themself on not laughing the whole time. You’re the type of person who gets a massage and declares with immense satisfaction that they are not relaxed as a result. Not only did you ruin the experience for yourself, the rest of your group, and the actors, but you also wasted your money in the process! Awesome!!!! Can’t wait to see you again next year!!!!!!!!!