u/burtsbezzie

Here we are. The Bucs teetering on the edge of wild card displacement. Big dick O’Hearn almost certainly out for the year. Papa Skenes showing signs of endorsement fatigue. DK and Murph Dawg managing the pitching staff like a Mario kart beginner trying to avoid the fake item box without a shell in tow. Relax. The mayor is now an everyday player and the leader of this team. Phillies lost again and now we turn to that spark plug, j-hay type energy. I hereby declare, on behalf of the mayor, that Buctober is still on the schedule.