Israeli Futures
The future of Israel is looking bright, because the sun will be trying to kill everyone.
Artificial intelligence will free humanity from boring work: spreadsheets, coding, writing emails that begin with “hope you’re well.” This is excellent news for the Middle East, because once humans no longer have to waste time being productive, they can return to the region’s most beloved hobby: war.
Expect advanced new AI systems to handle all the boring stuff like logistics and propaganda, allowing people to focus on the truly human parts of conflict: paranoia, violence and revenge.
Meanwhile, climate change will be doing its part to simplify urban planning. Future real estate listings may read: “Charming two-bedroom underwater bunker, sea view, briefly habitable between 3:00 and 3:12 a.m.”
Beyond the region, the West will continue its national self-disassembly through low birthrates, cultural decadence, and ideological culture wars. The developing world, having been promised progress and stability from the West will then discover that the global system they relied on was held together by elderly German engineers that retired.
So what will save humanity?
Artificial superintelligence, obviously.
A god in the machine may solve all human problems. Unfortunately, there remains a small technical concern: the superintelligence may look at humanity and conclude that the most efficient solution is subtraction.
Still, one must remain optimistic. This is Israel, after all.