I had to ask my neighbor if she meant to give her porch statue a rock penis.

She confessed that it was totally accidental and had never noticed. She promised not to change it.

u/cassette1987 — 2 days ago

Happy birthday USA. Here's my weed n sandwich then bread n salad.

Oh. And a photo of my neighbor's porch statue w a penis.

u/cassette1987 — 2 days ago

Spam Lite, cheese n eggs. Louisiana Hot Sauce on top.

Weed. Oh yeah, and our thrift store oddities going up in our bathroom sometime soon.

u/cassette1987 — 8 days ago

Tuesday, 6/16/2026. The State Room. Thee Marloes.

These folks know how to cook-up outstanding soul. Wonderful vibes. Tommy, Raka and Natassya, "Let's Go!"

u/cassette1987 — 19 days ago

Absolutely, unequivocally firm in hating A.I.'d Christopher Walken in those beer commercials.

Fuck it very hard.

Also, fuck Utah senator (and whore) Mike Lee

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u/cassette1987 — 20 days ago
▲ 226 r/drunk

Tried Malört. Not fun.

The bar where we watched USA vs Paraguay had it available. godDAMNisaygoddamn.

u/cassette1987 — 22 days ago

My Sandwich. My ice cream. My friend has two pots and we notice "Poop" is reflected onto them.

And a fine evening to you all.

u/cassette1987 — 22 days ago
▲ 37 r/trees

Hope everyone has a great Memorial Day. Respect and honor to those who died while serving in the US Military.

u/cassette1987 — 1 month ago