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Average Yugioh Cards: Ep. 2

A few weeks after buying your first packs of Yugioh cards, you show your pulls to a friend who plays Yugioh regularly. He tells you that you pulled the secret rare “Super Ultimate Cyber Tank”. He tells you that it’s basically unplayable, but highly collectible because it’s focused on heavily in the anime. He offers to buy it from you for $20 and you happily accept. Thrilled with the results of this venture, you take your $20 to the card shop to try your luck again. The card shop owner tells you that they just got a brand new pack in, so you buy a couple…these are pretty much your exact pulls.

Art Credit To: Kazuki Takahashi, Stephen Hillenburg, Google Images, memes, miscellaneous internet milieux, AI, and whoever animated Looney Tunes

u/cgieseking — 11 days ago

Average Early Yugioh Cards

It’s around 2002 or 2003 and you head to your local card shop just to peruse the selections. You see that they’re carrying the new trading card game “Yugioh”. On a whim, you decide to buy a couple packs to see what they’re all about…these are pretty much your exact pulls.

Art Credit To: Kazuki Takahashi, random video games, memes, miscellaneous internet milieux, AI, and whoever animated Scooby-Doo.

u/cgieseking — 15 days ago

Can you figure out how this position occurred?

I know this isn’t a traditional chess puzzle, but I thought some people might enjoy trying to figure out how after move 8 this very unorthodox position can occur.

Hint: Both players played an inaccuracy, but other than that the players have played well.

Solution: >!1. d4 Nf6 2. Bg5 Ne4 3. h4 c5 4. d5 Qc7 5. Nd2 Ng3 6. Rh3 Nxf1 7. Nxf1 d6 8. Rb3 g6!<

u/cgieseking — 1 month ago
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Can Somebody Demystify Slav Structures for Me?

What are white’s ideas against a Slav structure like this where black has avoided all the sharp theoretical lines and played in a more dry QGD style? When I look at all the engine lines and master’s database it just shows a bunch of lines like “7. Bh4 O-O 8. Bd3 dxc4 9. Bxc4 c5 10. dxc5 Qxd1+ 11. Rxd1 Bxc5 12. O-O…” where it’s just symmetrical structure same material and at master level it ends in a draw like 90% of the time. What are players doing here as white to try to press for a win?

u/cgieseking — 1 month ago

Help me make this into a proper puzzle

I got this position in the game and there’s a very entertaining engine line here that goes: >!e6, Bxe6, Qe8+, Rxe8, exf7+, Kg7, fxe8=Q+!<.

I was hoping that somebody here might have an idea how to make this into a proper puzzle that forces white to find the first few moves of this sequence.

u/cgieseking — 1 month ago

I created the most punishingly complex puzzle ever conceived.

Disclaimer: This puzzle serves absolutely no purpose other than to be impossible for humans to solve. It requires a modern chess engine calculating at a high depth to find the solution to this puzzle (if you put this position into chess.com’s default engine it probably won’t immediately find the solution). The solution to this puzzle is 24 moves deep and requires you to calculate dozens of additional lines that are similarly deep to find the solution. The margin between winning and drawing in this puzzle is very slim—sometimes an engine will show computer evaluations as high as 2.0 for moves that are not actually winning. The only moves that lead to a forced win (minus repetitions) are the ones that I’ve listed in the solution. Many of the moves upon first glance seemingly have no rational basis whatsoever.

Here is the solution:

>!1. Nc2 Nd2+ 2. Rxd2 cxd2 3. g5+ Kh7 4. Bg8+ Kxg8 5. d8=Q+ Kh7 6. Qxa7 Rxa7 7. e4 Na4 8. Bd4 Bxd4 9. Qxd4 d1=Q 10. Nb4 Bf7 11. Rc2 Bc4 12. f4 Qe1 13. Nd5 Bxd5 14. c7 b4 15. g6+ Kh6 16. Qh8+ Kxg6 17. f5+ Kf7 18. Qh7+ Kf6 19. e5+ Kxe5 20. Qg7+ Rf6 21. Re2+ Qxe2 22. Nxe2 Ra8 23. Qg5 Rxf5 24. Qe7+ Be6!<

u/cgieseking — 2 months ago

How would you design a modern archetype in the style of Parasite Paracide? (Art Credit to Kazuki Takahashi)

How would you design a good but fair archetype in the style of Parasite Paracide? (Your suggestion does not need to actually include the card Parasite Paracide, because it’s irreparably terrible)

u/cgieseking — 2 months ago

“Okay, this puzzle is too hard for me. I’m going to play bughouse.” -Awonder Liang, 2024

u/cgieseking — 3 months ago

What if there is no dark energy and instead the receding of distant galaxies and the observed accelerating expansion of the universe is caused by the following set of conditions:

Total layperson here; no knowledge, understanding or expertise to speak of… So does any learned individual want to expound on this unsubstantiated and unstudied thought I had on a random Tuesday morning?

1.) At any time, there is a defined (but not necessarily finite) number of possible positions that anything (such as a particle) can occupy in the universe.

2.) Sometimes between two of these adjacent positions a third position is created.

3.) The creation of additional positions requires no impetus (in terms of force, energy, or anything else that we would typically regard as being capable of bringing about change), but rather is simply intrinsic to the definition of position. I.e. All positions are inconstant in their nature and therefore if something has a position that position is inconstant without a necessary “cause” of the changing position?

In other words, things change position because position itself is inherently changing.

EDIT: This post was removed for being low effort because it was not long enough. This is of course makes sense because as we all know, effort and length are directly correlated. That’s why all the best works in any field are as long as possible and brevity is universally considered inimical to the good conveyance of ideas. This is why all serious scholarly assignments have a minimum word length and not a maximum word length, because it’s good to practice saying things in as meandering and inconcise a way as possible. It is best to spare the reader no detail. As such I will start from the beginning:

I was born May 9th, 1997 on a Wednesday afternoon. It was overcast and drizzly that day, but only minutes after I was born… well that’s when it really started coming down…

Anyway, you get the idea and I’m sure you’re very tired of this joke at this point so hopefully the post is long enough now…

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u/cgieseking — 3 months ago

Why does the accelerating expansion of the universe imply the existence of dark energy?

I recently watched a video by the YouTuber Astrum that talked about the discovery of dark energy and I had a question that I was hoping could be answered here.

The YouTube video said that because faraway galaxies were moving away from us at a greater velocity than the nearer ones we could conclude that galaxies are accelerating away from us as a result of the expansion of the universe. The video’s next assertion then says that this acceleration implies the existence of dark energy because acceleration must have a source of energy… My question is this:

I know I’m just a layman without a deep rigorous understanding of these concepts, but it doesn’t make sense to me why the “accelerating” expansion of the universe would necessarily imply the existence of energy causing that “acceleration.” My understanding of acceleration is that it is an object’s increased velocity over time. My understanding of velocity is the rate at which an object’s position in space is changing with regards to a particular vector. So in my mind, if space itself is expanding, this wouldn’t really be velocity or acceleration at all because the object is maintaining its position in space—but that position in space is just changing its distance relative to other positions in space due to the universe’s expansion. So it seems to me that the far away galaxies aren’t accelerating and therefore we wouldn’t have a reason to assume that there is a source of energy causing the apparent (but not actual) “acceleration.” Rather than assuming the existence of dark energy, wouldn’t a more sound conclusion simply be that objects position relative to one another are inherently inconstant? In a sense for every 2 adjacent positions in the universe a third between them is created every so often? Such a proposition would account not only for the expansion of the universe but also why the expansion appears to “accelerate.”

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u/cgieseking — 3 months ago