u/cl0verturtle

docs please do something, anything to save the patient

A superheavy element that simultaneously has 0 and 160 protons and weighs nothing. This is a weird catto, but it's surprisingly counted as "stable" and does not decay. Discovered him on accident

Guide (not recommended for lower-end pcs)

1. Turn the nuclear weak force off, then select an element to work with (smaller elements preferred). I made this goober with Neon, although I wouldn't recommend as neon gets messy very fast.

2. Pluck all the neutrons out of the element. Less of a pain on the smaller ones, which is why I suggested them.

3. Use the matter duplicator and combine them all until your new element's atomic number is somewhere between 350-400. Make sure that it has NO NEUTRONS whatsoever, or else it won't work.

4. Configure your settings again. Set the fusion threshold to normal and turn the weak nuclear force back on.

5. A giant lag-heavy reaction will ensue where a bunch of helium all gets released at once. your FPS will drop considerably. My decent laptop got to about 3-4 FPS here (the game's usually at 144).

6. Eventually, if you did everything correctly, you will see a white catto flying out of the giant helium cloud. This is your cue. Clean all the helium out with the Black Hole (by doing this your FPS will go back to normal.)

(Fun Fact: Your new catto's proton number will always be 200 less than the original atom you started the helium reaction with.)

And congrats! you now have one of the most glitchy cattos in the game! Have fun!

"i was tired asf and thought of a new game" none of that involves dreaming, let alone even sleeping or closing your eyes. the big Tee-Tee-Pee-Eee's definition has been stretched so much that you can just think of something midday and post it here under the alias of "well i was tired when i was thinking of it so surely that counts". This is pure plankslop and this needs to be noticed.

context: i was in a hotel looking for something hidden in a closet. i don't know what i was looking for but i think it was a machine of some sort

nintendo should hire me to name their games

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