

TIFU
Well, technically it was last week. No wait, last year. I mean 10 years ago. Just kidding. I never fuck up so here's a humble brag in stead.
I'm an American but, please, before you judge, understand I'm one of the good ones who supports the metric system. AMA.
Deliverance
Unpopular opinion: I think Deliverance is a good song and I also think Deliverance is a good album.
TIFU by asking my friend to water our plants while we were on vacation
Long story short, we get home and the inside of our home is soaked! I knew there was a big rain storm while we were gone and sure enough, I look up, and our roof window was wide open!
The water ruined our (untreated) wooden floors, wallpaper, couch and side table. And that's just the damage we can see. Who knows about the inside of the walls and under the floor.
So asked my friend about it knowing it had to be his fault and of course the genius confessed because it was so obvious. How does someone not remember to close the window? And why the hell did it need to be opened to water plants?!?!?! And when the rainstorm came you would think that would have been a reminder, but nope.
We were barely getting by before and can't afford to fix it. Our insurance won't cover it because they don't cover that kind of stupidity (it's worded more professionally in the policy). So we're going to have to sell because it's unlivable. Since we are literally underwater in our mortgage now (thanks to my idiot friend) we won't be able to move anywhere due to our crippling debt.
Any advice for the homeless would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
TL;DR My friend was just supposed to be watering our plants but ended up leaving a window in letting in rainwater and ruining our lives
TIFU by going on a diet like a fat ass. Turns out I was already fit as fuck. Who knew?
reddit.comHow about a new rule that requires using the search function before posting?
This is getting out of hand. There are so many similar posts because people can't be bothered to see if what they're posting has already been posted. I'm sick of this shit littering my home page.
Does any else feel a sigh of relief now that World Cup is over and you can stop pretending to like soccer?
reddit.comWomen, I like to stare at your tits. How does this make you feel?
reddit.comI see this all the time. People in the left turn lane right before they start turning left they swerve right cutting over into the other lane to take a wider turn for absolutely no reason. It's always smaller cars I see doing this.
Then there are also the jackasses who don't even bother getting all the way into the turn lane to begin with.
Actually, people staying there lane seems to be a problem in general. And it's usually people in smaller cars.
Does anyone have an explanation for this?