
u/cutu_monster

Meri jindagi Mai ye wali problem kab aayegi madhav 😞
aaj kuch accha post nahi kar paya , kyunki Aaj ka din mere liye din nahi baxodi tha bas . Sala iss year ka sabse worst day bol sakta hun , and harkate abhi ruki nahi hain 🥀 dekho kal ka kya hona hai 😕
Btw what's up gng ? Kaisa gya din 🤭
Aaj kisiko comfort dene ka mood kar raha, khush hun thoda sayad isliye 🫠
Like aaj ka day kafi sahi gaya yaar , chizen upar niche to comman hai mere liye phir bhi kuch acchi baatein Hui aaj .
Buri baat bas ye hai ki mere ghar ka khana nahi bana par mujhe bhunkh lagi hai 🥲
113 page ki book se 113 page ke chapter pe jump mara hai OP 🤡
Reason why Some die of thirst while others drown in it
Manifesting a strong independent woman ( cause I am aalsi 🙂↔️)
OP ko mehnat karna aur stress lena dono hi nahi pasand
Problem of accidental boner ( storytime )
This story is about a lecture where my teacher was teaching Statistics.
I was sitting there and tried to shift my posture slightly; just then, my private part get rubbed against my leg (since I wasn't wearing underwear, and there’s usually plenty of space in pants, allowing for movement of our private part whenever we make any movement ). Because of this, it started to get erect, and within a second, it was fully hard 🙃
Just four minutes earlier, I had told the teacher that I would come up to the blackboard to solve the next problem. She finished the current question and called me up right at that moment.
Man, I had such a massive boner , i was so erect that if I had stood up, everyone would have seen it. Walking to the stage was out of the question. since our bench was actually smaller than my legs people around me would have seen that even if I just stood on my bench 😭
My mind went completely blank in that situation. Just imagine , if I had stood up and walked to the stage with a boner, my whole reputation would have been ruined 😭. I wouldn't have been able to show my face to anyone; plus, I had an image of being a very innocent kid.
So, I used a bit of quick thinking. As I stood up, I banged my leg against the bench (quite hard—loud enough for the teacher to hear, even though I was sitting on the third bench). Then, I sat back down, clutching my leg. The teacher started walking towards me, asking what happened. I told her it didn't hurt \*that\* much.
She asked, "Then why are you sitting there holding your leg?" I replied, "Well, it did hurt a little." She stopped near the stage (thankfully, she didn't come all the way over to check on me), but the situation got even more awkward.
After that, the boys around me started looking my way, as did the girls sitting in the row next to me. I couldn't tell if they were looking at my face or my injury on my legs , the injury was right there, and so was the erection I was trying so hard to hide 🥲
Then, I looked toward my friend, who was sitting on the other end of the bench, and asked for my water bottle. I started drinking the water slowly. When the teacher asked how much longer I’d take, I just said, "Let me finish my water."
Using the injury and the water as an excuse, I managed to waste about 40 seconds , just enough time for the erection to get smaller somewhat. When I finally stood up, I walked with a slight forward lean, not enough for others to notice, but just enough to keep the erection somewhat hidden (guys will relate to this).
And just like that, I saved myself from total embarrassment that day. 🥀
Problem of accidental boner ( story time )
This story is about a lecture where my teacher was teaching Statistics.
I was sitting there and tried to shift my posture slightly; just then, my private part get rubbed against my leg (since I wasn't wearing underwear, and there’s usually plenty of space in pants, allowing for movement of our private part whenever we make any movement ). Because of this, it started to get erect, and within a second, it was fully hard 🙃
Just four minutes earlier, I had told the teacher that I would come up to the blackboard to solve the next problem. She finished the current question and called me up right at that moment.
Man, I had such a massive boner , i was so erect that if I had stood up, everyone would have seen it. Walking to the stage was out of the question. since our bench was actually smaller than my legs people around me would have seen that even if I just stood on my bench 😭
My mind went completely blank in that situation. Just imagine , if I had stood up and walked to the stage with a boner, my whole reputation would have been ruined 😭. I wouldn't have been able to show my face to anyone; plus, I had an image of being a very innocent kid.
So, I used a bit of quick thinking. As I stood up, I banged my leg against the bench (quite hard—loud enough for the teacher to hear, even though I was sitting on the third bench). Then, I sat back down, clutching my leg. The teacher started walking towards me, asking what happened. I told her it didn't hurt *that* much.
She asked, "Then why are you sitting there holding your leg?" I replied, "Well, it did hurt a little." She stopped near the stage (thankfully, she didn't come all the way over to check on me), but the situation got even more awkward.
After that, the boys around me started looking my way, as did the girls sitting in the row next to me. I couldn't tell if they were looking at my face or my injury on my legs , the injury was right there, and so was the erection I was trying so hard to hide 🥲
Then, I looked toward my friend, who was sitting on the other end of the bench, and asked for my water bottle. I started drinking the water slowly. When the teacher asked how much longer I’d take, I just said, "Let me finish my water."
Using the injury and the water as an excuse, I managed to waste about 40 seconds , just enough time for the erection to get smaller somewhat. When I finally stood up, I walked with a slight forward lean, not enough for others to notice, but just enough to keep the erection somewhat hidden (guys will relate to this).
And just like that, I saved myself from total embarrassment that day. 🥀
Mera bh@dwa dost nostalgia wali sari reels bhej sakta hai , par message nahi kar sakta 🤣
Seriously, aisa nahi hai ki wo first message nahi Kiya hai kabhi , but school khatam hone ke baad aisa hi chal raha hai . Do baar call Kiya hai bas usne samne se 🥲
Khair life dono ki hi tough chal rahi hai , fir bhi dono ek dusre ki sirf happy wali side jante hain kyunki share karne wale type ka bond hi nahi bana paye utna . But kise farak padta hai , mai as a friend first message karke haal chal puch sakta hun bataye ya nahi uspe depend karta hai . Main mera part play karunga, cause that's what I can do .
Have some flirty meme gng , kya pata tum logon ko koi mil hi jaye 🤭
Share some in comments , I'll rate it 🥰
How to make my life colourful 🥲
Bore ho Raha hun isliye kar raha hun post 😔 ek to koi idea nahi aa raha post karne ke liye, jo hai uske liye badi typing karni padegi 🥀🥀
Waise ye jindagi Mai rang bharne wala colour kahan milta hai 🥲
Waise isse mujhe yaad aaya mujhe bhi aise matching wale pfp rakhne hain yaar , kitne cute lagte hain ye 😣
Kuch to hone lagta hai aadhi raat ko , mujhe bhi aur meri feed ko bhi 😭
Op ja raha pillow pe sar M@rne 🥹
Give me the cutest pic from your gallery 🥰
You can give any kind of image except nu+de 🤧
It's just game of hormones because our cells want us to reproduce but you aren't smart enough to understand this 🥱
Cutu Monster in his gyan dene wala arc 🥰
What career would you choose if you didn't have any pressure from your parents and had all the resources you needed ?
I would have become a 2D animator. But there isn't much scope in it ( personally in india ) , and I also wanted a good career ( earning opportunity wise ) , so I gave up on that dream.
Tell me something which you want so badly ?
Same as title
ye banda kya kya harkate karte rehta hai 😭🤣 ( end Tak dekh lena )
Ye sayad subeh se 4th reel hoga mera iss type ka 🫠
Aaj cutu monster karega AMA because why not 🤓
Jo puchna hai puchon except vulgar questions