u/dark-phoenix-lady

[WP] When you die you're shown to a selection of rooms (to stay in for 1,000 years), ranging from human sized ones with every entertainment option you can think of, to massive hanger like rooms that seems to be sparse. It's only after you've chosen that you realize you've started to grow again.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 1 day ago

[WP] You do skeletal reconstructions for museums, including dinosaurs. Unknown to you, you are also a natural necromancer. Which is how you are so good with the skeletons. But there are side effects.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 4 days ago

[WP] Due to a number of implausible coincidences you now own all rights to the direction east and sunrise. People and objects can no longer even allude to the direction without your explicit permission.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 6 days ago

[WP] You have been cursed/blessed by a dryad after a romantic encounter. "I want you to have my babies!" Now you can't go anywhere near a plant without being inundated with seeds that try to grow inside you.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 7 days ago

[WP] Many neurodivergent people say that their memory is like a multi-volume encyclopedia without the index-volume. You have a job in the hospital you were born in. You've just stumbled on a room full of index-volumes, including your own.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 7 days ago

[WP] When the witch cursed you with "The quietest sound will be as thunder" you figured your noise cancelling headphones would be enough. You didn't take into account that thunder is now as loud as a gnat landing used to be, or that electronics make noise when they work.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 7 days ago

[WP] In a world with Superheroes you wake up one morning to your eyes processing light at 200k fps and 1 Gpx resolution. Your brain and nerve impulses have improved to match. However, the rest of your body isn't yet up to moving at those speeds.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 7 days ago

[WP] A genie appears before a bloody and beaten down teenage girl in a plush bedroom, "What is your wish mistress?" - "I wish to be your apprentice." - "You understand that I will own you until..." - "It's still better than I have now"

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 7 days ago

[WP] Your country is a heredity monarchy that only has Kings. Even if said king (you) was a princess. Which has complicated your search for a Queen, as the magic of the kingdom means that the Queen is the one that gives birth, regardless of their plumbing.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 8 days ago

[WP] Everyone else worries about the warrior with giants blood in your group, because the anvil on a stick he calls a weapon went through a city wall once. You, however, have seen his kitten batting the weapon around like it's a ball of yarn.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 11 days ago

[WP] Unbeknown to anyone, your superpower wasn't actually healing. It's transferring injuries and sickness to and from yourself. Yesterday, someone took a children's hospital hostage to get you to heal them. You are now the healthiest you've ever been.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 17 days ago

[WP] You live in a haunted house that likes you. Fortunately you work from home, as the house has separation anxiety. It also has opinions about your guests. The ones it likes it does its best to make them want to stay, even stealing important things like clothes. The ones it doesn't like, well.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 21 days ago

[WP] You were born with a "curse". You suffer the pain of an injury a day before it happens. Today you learned that if you manage to avoid the source of pain, you feel bliss, which is inconvenient because someone's still shooting at you.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 22 days ago

[WP] The Vampire Lord successfully cast a spell to extinguish the sun. 6 months into the eternal night, you're working with him to reignite the sun before all the living die off.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 24 days ago

[WP] Your super power is Monologue. While you are talking and not repeating yourself, nobody can move or be harmed if they can hear your natural voice. You're 30 minutes in when you see the second wave approaching.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 25 days ago

[WP] The reason why there were no million or billionaires in the past isn't because of economics. It was because magic would cause them to turn into dragons that would sleep for decades at a time. You're an archaeologist that has found the capstone over the font of magic.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 1 month ago

[WP] "There's no such thing as Love at first sight." "How can you say that when my heart clearly beats in time with yours." "Sigh. Because I can no longer help my pheromones than you can help sweating in this prison. At least your fate will be kinder than mine if I can't get these suppressors off."

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 2 months ago

[WP] You moved here with your family from another continent well before any of the current countries existed. You did it to get away from the warring and bickering that others of your species were doing. You accidentally said that you came from that continent, now the government wants to deport you.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 2 months ago

[WP] You are an immortal entity that has the power to create and destroy galaxies. During your most recent 'remind yourself what it's like to be mortal' period, your friend's just asked/dared you to house sit their grandparent's haunted house for a week.

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u/dark-phoenix-lady — 2 months ago