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Lesser of 2 Evils was boring and all the characters were annoying as hell, but MAN that last panel was a breath of fresh air from the rest of Badlands
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Lesser of 2 Evils was boring and all the characters were annoying as hell, but MAN that last panel was a breath of fresh air from the rest of Badlands

I’m not asking for every comic to have a “happy ending”, but at this point I am ENTIRELY desensitized to the gimmick of every character being raped and mutilated by the end of the story. Like, the shock value isn’t there anymore, I’m not gonna put any effort into caring about these characters if they’re all just gonna be torture porn fodder. Oh look at that, all the even half-likable characters get drawn and quartered, and the psycho necrophilic rapist in a universe full of psycho necrophilic rapists becomes a recurring character!! Fuck off.

And yeah, at the end of the day the brutality and depravity is what we’re here for, but for fuck’s sake I still have to READ the damn comic. I swear to god, like 90% of this series is just poorly thought out excuses of a plot to draw super sweet hot babes masturbating with like a dead rat or some shit. Nothing interesting done with the concept because fuck that, I want to draw fucked-up porn!! Wow, isn’t that cool?? We’re really pushing the limits with this one!!! What will Crossed have in store next?????

Fuck you Lorre
>:(

u/delnsko — 2 days ago
▲ 109 r/19684

The Brothers Small

two very very smalls very small

u/delnsko — 1 month ago
▲ 18 r/Presidents

Hair and fingernail samples taken from Zachary Taylor’s exhumed corpse in 1991, almost 141 years after his death

From the American Museum of Science and Energy in Oak Ridge, Tennessee

u/delnsko — 2 months ago
▲ 1 r/OCD

What to do when you’re convinced you’re about to die

Was feeling a little dizzy earlier today so naturally I spent the next 30 or 40 minutes curled up in bed trying to convince myself I wasn’t going to die in my sleep. How do I shorten the freakout period for such episodes in the future?

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u/delnsko — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/OCD

I really love Half-Life 1, and today I was playing a recently released mod for it. I kept accidentally stepping on a cockroach while trying to navigate the first level (which produces a yellow blood splat that I have to avoid creating at all costs, since blood decals indicate combat and at that point I had no weapons, so I could not justify the existence of that blood splat at that point in my gaming experience).

Whenever it happened, I had to restart the entire game, since simply loading a previous save could have had the side effect of breaking some of the other decals present in the level (an actual issue with loading saves in Half-Life) which would completely tainted the level and made it totally unenjoyable.

On my fifth or sixth replay (going through the entire intro sequence each time since you can’t skip it), I made the same fucking mistake. And stepped on a goddamn cockroach. I just freaked out, I was hyperventilating for like five minutes straight. I had to curl up in my bed to calm down while fighting back tears because I couldn’t enjoy my favorite fucking game because of this stupid. Goddamn. Cockroach.

I’m not sure if I’ll ever finish the mod, I think it’s just entirely ruined/tainted for me now. I hate OCD so fucking much. I just want to relax and play my favorite game. Is that so much to ask.

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u/delnsko — 3 months ago