Image 1 — my 30th birthday cake
Image 2 — my 30th birthday cake
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my 30th birthday cake

mentioned it about 6 months before my birthday, my girlfriend and my best friend pulled through! plus it was delicious

u/delphinieae — 12 days ago

extreme illiteracy or trolling?

i’m assuming she’s doing voice to text, because in what fucking universe do you misspell your CHILD’S name?
admin, please delete if this breaks the rule about naming her children, since it’s incorrectly spelled.

u/delphinieae — 1 month ago

“current weight”

she’s kept her current weight in her bio at 278.4 for a looong time despite being 15 POUNDS heavier than that right now!!!! she’s really holding onto the “lost 320 lbs” angle even though in the last 3 months she’s lost the same 15 lbs over and over!! she weighed 295 in APRIL
yo-yoing between binging and starvation will never lead to sustainable weight loss. with the domestic abuser back at home, there’s no way she’s making her skin removal surgery goal. but keep holding onto the 278, shitlin! you’ll probably hit it a few more times before getting back over 300!

u/delphinieae — 3 months ago

she walked jameson!!!!

i am so so so happy for him, shitlin has FINALLY taken him for a walk. i’m 100% sure it was 5 minutes, not near long enough, but he deserves fresh air and a nice walk outside 🥺
now can you PLEASE take him to a groomer to get his nails trimmed??? since you check this sub daily?

u/delphinieae — 3 months ago

i am so excited

to watch this shit storm once it comes time for surgery. it’s either going to be

  1. she doesn’t lose enough weight to qualify
  2. she doesn’t have any money left to pay for the surgery after recklessly spending 50k
  3. she gets the surgery (free, in exchange for content) and it’s a major botch job because she hasn’t lost enough weight
  4. she ghosts social media for months and comes back with another grift and sob story
    either way, it’s going to be MESSY, especially with the jailbird back home around the same time. whether she gets the surgery or not, it is going to be entertaining!
    what other possible outcomes am i missing?
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u/delphinieae — 4 months ago

wearing a full beat to the gym

is insane work. it’s one thing to wear a bit of concealer or mascara to feel a bit more put together, but foundation, concealer, blush, eyebrows, contour, eyeshadow AND fake lashes is actually so cringe.
she thinks she’s the hottest gorl at the gym now 💅 (with her stained shirt LMAO)

u/delphinieae — 5 months ago