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r/509damnshesfineSnark

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Her Boyfriend & kids

What is the story, besides the DV, behind the boyfriend that in jail. How did she meet him and when? Does he live with her or does she live alone? Who is P's father? How old is P and her other son? Does she have any shared custody with the other son? Is P's father involved? What is the back history of the two baby daddies? Who will take care of P while she is taking her Glorida vacation and when she has surgery?

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u/Sad_Individual_738 — 2 hours ago
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So you don't read here 🤔

She just said in one of her last stories she needs to watch her swear words because she needs to be brand safe. 😂😂😂 We have been saying her tantrums, swearing etc. is why brands won't want to work with her. Honey swearing is the least of your issues why brands won't work with you!!! Your DV boyfriend #1, shall we all list what needs to change???? But please tell everyone how you don't read here!!!

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u/Grandma_Lady22 — 6 hours ago
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No work, no routine..

Since she has no routine now basically I feel like she’s gonna start gaining. She was able to pack breakfast and lunch and only have to come home to eat dinner, with an occupied mind on work, but now she’s free 24/7 with no actual routine.
At least I know when I’m home I struggle not to snack/over eat I can’t imagine her any different lol.

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u/PearMoney3544 — 7 hours ago
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It's just water weight - girl just stop

There is NO WAY those low 290/upper 280s numbers were right if you ate bad on Saturday and Sunday only. How did you gain SEVEN POUNDS and it didn't just magically whoosh off?

I think she's manipulating her scale. There is no way.

u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 — 10 hours ago
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Honestly I cannot wait for this chop shop job in August

Setting aside the obvious facts that she is not ready both physically and mentally, she is having this surgery on the heels of her loser boyfriend getting out of jail. Is she just expecting him to do her bidding because she pays all the bills? Also, she does not bathe regularly. Those incisions have a high risk of getting infected if she does not properly care for them and keep up with her hygiene. I've spent more time on tattoo aftercare than Caitlin ever has on the simple bathing.

I'm ready for this absolute shitshow. It's going to be a glorious crash and burn.

u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 — 15 hours ago
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Make this make sense

So she used gas prices as an excuse for leaving her job 🙄 ok someone please make this make sense, she just posted a story saying her and Jason will be driving to florida for her surgery and then they will be flying back. So are they renting a car? If not how will her car get back? So she can drive to florida but can't drive to work because gas is to expensive 🤔

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u/Grandma_Lady22 — 1 day ago
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Why in the world would you need both microblading AND waxing? Also loving all of the various self care things she's just now mentioning WEEKS later, since she didnt say anything at the time BECAUSE SHE HAD JUST WITHDRAWN HER GFM

u/eggsmoothies — 1 day ago
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Threatening behavior

Can someone tell griftlin that it isn’t a good look to passively threaten folks? “ I see what my following can do when folks do me dirty “ or “ I was gonna go knock on that bitches house”

It’s not cute, grow the fuck up, you have quite literally everything you could want via social media, gofundme, etc.

Friend, if you are still in this subreddit and you can see these stories she is posting about you, I would get that restraining order QUICK.

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u/MemphisTT — 1 day ago
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I quit my job, but need all of you to pay for surgery

She quit her job, but wants her followers to pay for surgery.

The stuff she was complaining about: not having time to yourself, needing to pay for childcare, cost of gas, etc. are all normal things associated with being a single parent. She isn’t the first or last to be a single parent. It isn’t groundbreaking that a single parent needs to find childcare to work or that finding time for yourself is hard.

Adding: Also, Jason went to JAIL. Not on a vacation or away. He is in JAIL for DOMESTIC ABUSE!

u/Bubbly-Mulberry1593 — 1 day ago
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Gorlypop is Spiraling

She went on a huge rant about being outed for leaving her job and lists alllllll the excuses why she needed to leave. She’s in her content creator era guys because it pays more 🙄

u/La_muerte_024 — 1 day ago
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‘NOBODY SAID I WAS SMALL!’ (Except she can’t stop gooning over her ‘skinny’ self in the mirror)

She genuinely has no clue what she said even 5 mins ago.

This repeated spam posting of 1min videos smells so desperate. She’s spiralling cos she quit her job to be a professional scammer and now people know and she is gonna see people less willing to throw money at her if she’s not even working and neither is her felon fellow tubster.

Locking in needs to be erased from her vocabulary.

EDITED TO ADD can’t believe I forgot to mention the repeated thinly veiled threats and tough bitch persona only being held back by Jesus Christ himself with a fucking lasso from raising hell by going to this woman’s house, revealing a LOT of her private medical information but has the audacity to claim she’s grown??

Grown 10lb since ‘booking surgery and locking in’!

u/Agitated-Handle-7750 — 1 day ago