r/509damnshesfineSnark
A new low in the starve binge cycle
She just can’t make one good decision, can she. Below 200 calorie lunch? These are the exact type of choices that will lead her to binge again.
She didn’t skip the trusty ol’ processed cheese wedge though!
u/BlurStrider — 9 hours ago
Jaysonahhhhs lack of cooking?
I feel like I haven’t seen her post Jason cooking anything for her lately? Hm
u/shannoncas — 8 hours ago
Shartlin showing up with another gain
Disclaimer: fluctuations are normal and weighing every day will show them. HOWEVER, I still do not believe she is accurately tracking her food, tracking everything, or being fully honest about what she eats. If she was really only eating spaghetti squash, broccoli, and chicken, she'd be dropping fast.
u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 — 15 hours ago
Mentally struggling for a month…
Hasn’t Jason been home for about a month? So just say you’ve been struggling since he got home. Hopefully this is her wake up call to leave him cause tbh she seemed so much happier and had better “content” before he came home
u/PearMoney3544 — 14 hours ago
Lifting the gunt while stepping off the scale
This morning after Grifty weighed the second time, she visibly lifted her gunt as she stepped off the scale. I’ve long suspected she has been manipulating her weight in some way. Is she putting the gunt on the counter? It just seems like such an odd movement from her.
Had to repost because Reddit’s filter doesn’t like her bare stomach.
u/Blues-20 — 15 hours ago
Money to burn
For someone without a job. I guess we can assume she gets a discount for posting it…
u/Tink1024 — 1 day ago
Why is a gain of 3.4 lbs never “fat weight” but a loss of ANYTHING is “fat weight”.
reddit.comu/PomegranateDull4622 — 1 day ago
Someone trying to hold her accountable
😂 Her lap dogs are gonna be all over this one. I swear she could post a video saying she murdered someone and they’d clap for her.
u/BlurStrider — 1 day ago
A New Type of 💩 Posting
And she wonders why she doesn’t get all of the brand deals. You couldn’t pay me to admit something like that, let alone put it out for the world to see.
u/La_muerte_024 — 2 days ago
Content since Rot Foot came back from JAIL FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
As we all know, Griftlin’s hobosexual Jason Rideout went to jail for domestic violence after violently assaulting his ex girlfriend/mother of two of his children. He was released in July.
I was thinking about this recently because we haven’t seen Grifty’s high or drunk nightly crash outs lately. Do we think she’s no longer partaking? Or has Rotty banned her from posting her high/drunk content? She posted plenty before he went to jail and almost nightly while he was in jail. But seemingly none since. If Rotty is on probation/supervision, he would be prohibited from doing drugs and possibly drinking alcohol. Maybe they’re still getting high and drinking but he doesn’t want it publicized? I have a hard time believing she’s not doing it anymore.
We’ve also discussed how she seems to be covering herself more since he got out of jail as well. It all seems sus and possibly controlling on his end. That kind of thing is where abuse starts and it’s a slippery slope especially for someone with a lengthy history of abusive behavior.
u/Blues-20 — 1 day ago
Poopy clothes
So… she publicly admits to literally shitting herself today, and then posts herself laying on the couch in the same clothes she changed into after?? So she shit herself and STILL WONT SHOWER??? That’s honestly so foul and disgusting, but somehow not as foul as her posting a child (who isn’t even hers) without their shirt on.
u/Sufficient-Royal-618 — 2 days ago
Gross.. but some diaper rash ointment on It at least.. 🤮
u/Icy-Addendum-1855 — 3 days ago
Maybe she quit...maybe she was fired
Hey fellow snarkers.
So I was thinking about it and while I do believe that she is spending the GFM money, I wonder if she got a severance package from her job when she separated employment. She wouldn't say it because that would mean she was fired but I know that a lot of places will give you 18 weeks of pay and benefits (insurance, retirement funds, etc). So maybe she still has insurance and a steady paycheck through her old work. It wouldn't be much but hey, $2000ish/month is more than nothing and having the insurance still would ensure surgery coverage.
u/srpl555 — 2 days ago
Does that look like the dog’s paw with horrifically long nails?
Omg I feel sick to my stomach. That poor dog. They are such scum.
u/Warm_Meringue_1019 — 2 days ago
Gorl...
I don't know whats more cringe. The fact that Caitlin doesn't turn off the repost feature, and all her followers can see that she sends these dumbass reels to her friends.
Or the fact that she really believes that she isn't 'cheating on her diet' multiple times a week...to put it lightly. ITS EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND.
Gorl. People aren't stupid 😆
u/Informal-Shame-6365 — 2 days ago
So, she doesn’t have a job, but she got up late and is running late today?
She doesn’t have time to post her weigh in video? We just get to see the trust me bro calendar again, and she posted a small game. Guarantee you she had a larger gain than that. She just hoping she loses it before tomorrow.
u/PomegranateDull4622 — 2 days ago
This didn't age well
Long time lurker, first time chatter. I came to reddit to see what others were saying about her most recent story. Pretty weird way to flex she can fit into smaller clothes, but okay lol.
Anyways, this was the first thing that came up for me when I pulled up the sub. "Don't touch the poo" 😂 the subtle foreshadowing this post was
u/JadedBonez_ — 2 days ago