Her laziness knows no bounds.
All things she could make at home - without the chemicals/preservatives.
u/Warm_Meringue_1019 — 5 days ago
r/509damnshesfineSnark
Off Topic Saturday!
Hi hello how are you? It's Saturday! Time for our weekly thread about everything not Caitlin related. Anything goes here (that doesn't break rules obviously). I honestly can't believe I've kept up with these every week, but I love them. I enjoy seeing the fun and exciting things you guys are doing and supporting when you need it.
I hope any of you who were in the path of Hurricane Isaias made it out okay. Hopefully that's the only one that shows up this year.
Me personally? Just vibing and thriving. I need to start a packing list for my trip and just honestly don't feel like it LOL. All that's on deck this weekend is some self care with my hair appointment later today. I can assure you I won't be going for the Cruella de Ville look with shaved sides.
I hope you all have a lovely weekend!
u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 — 5 days ago
Blown out sleeve
There is no way in HELL she hasn’t blown out her sleeve and is taking her GLP1. That is a high volume meal, and then to be having snacks an hour after eating is absurd. I remember a couple of years ago, she would have a small bowl and then post her “tapping out” after 1/2-3/4 of it. Most people don’t need a snack an hour after dinner, especially if it’s high protein and high volume. To try and claim she “doesn’t have an ED” while constantly brandishing her food addiction is wild. She might not weigh 600lbs anymore, but she definitely has the same 600lbs mindset.
u/Sufficient-Royal-618 — 4 days ago
I despise the way she talks to her scale
That’s really it. It pisses me off and I cannot stand the way she says “‘sup bitch” with the finger point every single time. I know she thinks it makes her sound cool/edgy but it really just comes across as snarky, and not in a good way. It’s so off putting to me.
Do you think she has this talking scale because she couldn’t see the number over her stomach? I can’t come with any other reason she would need it. Obviously, it’s a great option for people who are blind, have limited eyesight, etc, but she is not one of them….so I’m wondering what prompted her to buy it in the first place.
u/letgorensolo — 5 days ago
Annoyance Cringe Snark Level
About 6 months ago Caitlin popped into my Insta feed. It was her older content. I viewed only a few of her more current videos and started following her. It wasn't very long afterwards that I discovered that she is a conceited, foul mouthed, lying, monotonous, absurd, deceiving, grifter, train wreck.
She is the only content creator I have ever disliked so much that I have actively followed and participated in the snark. But I can't stop watching and reading as if watching an unfolding disaster. Anyone else the same? Or are there others who bring you to snark also?
u/Sad_Individual_738 — 5 days ago
You. Do. Not. Need. Car. Snacks.
I have driven for over four hours at a time and never had snacks. I know everyone is different, but this is still her being stuck in her 600 pound mentality. "You know I used to be 600 pounds right?!" Yes it's obvious because you still act like you are.
u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 — 6 days ago
Carrot-gate 2026
Caitlin, nothing that either of these people said to you is wrong, with the exception of giving her opinion on how many baby carrots you had on your plate. You could have chosen to respond in a civil manner, but you are such a miserable person you can't help but be an asshole. You are crashing out and you look ridiculous. I hope more people start to catch on to how awful you really are. And to these two people, I hope you find your way here!
u/Blueberry_Pod — 6 days ago
Classic Caitlin...
And what the hell kind of meal is that slop? This is like the slop to end all Caitlin slops 🤢
u/Informal-Shame-6365 — 7 days ago
Menufit partnership?
Anyone see the comment on themfingcoo’s IG post? I found it kinda interesting.
u/Hermit4273 — 6 days ago
She’s still with Rot foot and between the two of them, they can’t keep themselves medicated.
It scares me for P. How completely irresponsible.
u/Warm_Meringue_1019 — 14 days ago
What do you do when you get out of the hospital for high blood sugar…go to a MAC and cheese restaurant
She gets a salad but I am guessing it’s the woman beating felon with two bad feet eating that Mac & cheese skillet.
ETA: The reason this irritates me is that Caitlin wants sympathy for this woman beating felon but he has no plans to change. If I was just in the hospital for high blood sugar, and my damn feet were on the chopping block, I would be overhauling everything! This man is not only a terrible human but he is worthless as well. Caitlin don’t you see that you are his sugar momma & caregiver in training. What’s going to happen if you have skin surgery? You think this worthless piece of crap will take care of you and give your child the attention he deserves? You put your life online and you need to open to the real criticism that is being thrown at you vs what your sheep tell you.
u/KlausDestinyChildren — 14 days ago
Her Relapse & Stress
So now that Caitlin has confirmed what we knew all along, i.e. her convicted woman beater BF is still and always has been in the picture.....What is everyone's guess about what caused her to have her stress filled mental health crisis.
My guess - It is something to do with her surgery again, such as
The February date is cancelled
Her 2nd surgeon dumped her also; along with POP Recovery
and/or
- She has to pay 100% of all services, including POP, and she doesn't have the money for it.
u/Sad_Individual_738 — 14 days ago
Remember when she said she would post a surgery update?
Very convenient that she had the worst couple of weeks, alluded to breaking up with Felon and now has vague posted about the hospital.
All after the pop recovery video outed her for getting a significantly reduced surgery.
I remember her saying she would be making a video explaining the surgery and pushback to February. But I doubt her followers do anymore. Well played Big C, well played.
Her coach is a hypocrite calling out other grifters but happily taking this grifters money.
u/sweetceedee — 14 days ago
Incorrect tracking, again
“Sometimes things can’t be tracked properly” well maybe at least TRY?? She chose to log it completely improperly. “no shell or red strips” correct me if I’m wrong, but that salad is full of red strips. I’m sure there was an option on her app to log the actual salad since it’s from a restaurant, but she chose to log the lowest calorie option to make herself feel better.
Griftlin, this is part of why you’re not losing weight. You’re continually tracking your food wrong and underestimating everything. On top of the obvious food addiction, surrounding yourself with enablers, and complete lack of therapy, that is.
Also, you didn’t finish your salad that you already tracked, but finished a meal you were ALLERGIC to because youd already tracked it? Sorry, I’m not believing it.
u/Sufficient-Royal-618 — 14 days ago