u/dudethatissobro

A ptera byte

They feel pterable

Dad: Hi Cooked, I’m Dad. What’s wrong?

Son: I burned down a building. Am I going to jail?

Dad: I think you ar son.

“You have the right to romaine silent.”

Tumbleweed

Leaning the camera against some coral wasn't working, so one of them said, "Please try, pod."

I've been a homeowner for 7 years now, and I've never been good at taking care of my yard.

I don't mind doing the work, but I have such a busy schedule between two kids and a demanding job that I struggle to find the time to do it consistently.

What do y'all recommend for someone who's time-strapped and wants to keep things as low maintenance as possible?

But I decided it’s nada good idea

But toucan

The Vinyl Countdown

They wanted their monkeys for nothing, and their chimps for free.

It was a fowl play.

You’re a little loonie.

He said, “That one’s stale, mate.”