u/earanhart
▲ 238 r/cremposting
Lyft will never wear Shartplate
She directly converts food into Awesomeness. She doesn't poop. She will never wear Shartplate.
My brain made me think this thought, so now I have to force you to think it as well. Thems the rules.
u/earanhart — 3 months ago
▲ 81 r/cremposting
Could Adonalsium make a pancake so big even Lift can't finish it?
And how awesome would she be at the end of this feast?
u/earanhart — 4 months ago
▲ 21 r/humansarespaceorcs
The Athletic Event Warning
As reminder to all non-Earthian species, emergency services will temporarily be unavailable in sectors B-17 and C-34 from 2745 until 0030 due to an athletic contest 17.8 LY away from us on the Earthian homeworld.
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During this time there will be no attempts by non-Earthian representatives of the Station to enter sectors B-17 or C-34 for any reason.
u/earanhart — 4 months ago