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(PS: I don't believe in it, but I do believe in Goldenduo. Why? Cause it's cute! Like, think about it! In this franchise the 95% of the characters are either sad, depressed or sad and depressed. It's nice to think that at least two of them are actually finding comfort in each other's company in the middle of all that chaos...)

William is the type of guy to go “SnooPINGAS usual, I see???" and “TAKE A LOAD OF THIS!" and “I HATE THAT LITTLE GIIIIIRL!!!" and have a whole ass theme song about him that is straight fire and it goes like “I am the Eggplant! That's what I am! I have the Eggplant! I've got the Master Plan!"

Other information say that there will also be a 57 pages long sex scene between John and a Sonic the Hedgehog cutout and Marla will apparently have a weight gain arc in which she'll try to become as fat as Toy Freddy in order to challenge him in a duel between gamers. Daring choices from Mr Cawthon, but I'll wait and trust the writing process before criticising.

And there would also be soooooo much more that I would want her to do to me, but I'll keep this simp-post light for your mind's sake. And yeah, I realized that simping for Mrs Afton was stupid because she doesn't exist, so I'll just simp for the big Nessa. Yey. Yes, I had to post this dogshit to balance with the peak Edwin X Mimic sex tape I had posted here yesterday. (If the meme looks weird it's because I drew it, the fucking template I found was more pixels than image)

If I hear ANY single one of you HORNY bastards saying “Oh, I wish I were Edwin..." I'll personally come over to YOUR house and make you a fucking TASTY sandwich, because I would never hurt ANYONE for being horny because it's a NATURAL instinct. UNDERSTOOD?! Okie, enjoy your everything :3

With all these silly Charlie comics I almost forgot about Eliza-GOAT-beth, so I had to do something about it and make a sad comic about her! Yeah, sorry, Elizabeth is actually the only normal one in these comics' weird, twisted and 2D universe. (Background is black because I was too lazy to search for a workshop background)

Aaaaaand that's how Fazbear Frights happened!

ELEANOR, YOU LITTLE HOE! - Lewis Dawkins, 2020(?)

Does it count as slandering if I make Charlie act like a silly billy? Mhhhhhhhhhh... Naaaaaah, I'm sure that's fine

Guys... I wanna be honest with y'all... I think I'm starting to like Charlie as a character... I mean, sure, I already liked her various interpretations done by other people, but making these silly comics with her is making me appreciate her more. Anyways... Happy 12 year anniversary everyone! Now if you all will excuse me I'll go back to shitting myself because there are actually news for once and they seem huge! Ok bye, love y'all!

Would her new name be... Charlotte Emoly??? Yeah, that wasn't funny at all, I know, but to be honest neither this comic is... And I guess that's okay... You don't need to always be funny, or trendy, or a fire writer... Sometimes you just gotta post slop with silly/cute shenanigans because that's what your heart wants... And what does my heart want? To sleep at night hugging my pillows without sweating like a fucking pig, that's what

To all the potential Barbie fans who will read this... Please don't come to hunt me with pitchforks because I larped. I've only did this for the funny. Ok? Good, thanks for understanding.

(It's not simping! I'm just saying that I'd give her a nice friendly hug... And maybe also hope that she would give me a kiss on the forehead too... Also she isn't an animatronic, so I'm not breaking any rule... Checkmate!)

Btw you can headcanon which child in Molten Freddy says each line, just be free and use your imagination!

No seriously, what is it even about?

(Btw the first one is supposed to be a huge blanket with the colours of the Marionette's gift box)

Yeah... I don't know why I made this... It sounded funny in my head I guess?

Cause honestly, if the theory that Ballora was based on Mrs Afton is true then she was most probably a Mi- I mean, good looking woman, but the question now is, what was she like? Goofy, adorable and cuddly or bitchy, mean and overly sarcastic?

(I had to repost it cause I had done a writing mistake...)

(Yeah, the last part was needed cause it was getting too bittersweet... You know, I had to balance it with some bullshit)

Also, real talk, if in the Fnaf universe Scott is God, would that make Chipper their Jesus or... I mean, it is thanks to his “sacrifice" (failure at being a kids' game) that Fnaf was created

This time I didn't see her in a dream, I just thought of drawing her cause why not? Anyways, hope Elizabeth's fan will like this chao looking beth I did (no fr, she looks like a chao from Sonic).