Sorry mods if this is the second time I posted to day, but my brain craves knowledge and cookies.
I'm quite fond of Mrs Afton being just as insane as William. Also look at that table, it's fucking awesome! Peak craftmanship! Hell yeah! (Mrs Afton fanart ain't mine tho)
Sorry Michael simps, you gotta face the truth...
I'm too lazy to make a video with music in the background, use your imagination (or like, check out that song, it's actually pretty good for when you're playing Minecraft alone)
Hey, it's me, OP. So, you see that second image? It would be *EPIC BANJO RIFF*, not RIFT.
(8th slide is missing a “not". It was supposed to be “you did not tell her not to bite me". I could have fixed it... But I'm a lazy fatss.)
What do the text and I have in common? We're both bottoms
Hot take: I liked the “Grill Master BV arc" and I think it was a stupid choice of Scott to cut it short in favour of the “BV discovers he actually likes being bitten arc". I mean, it was cute that he overcame his trauma thanks to Cassidy's help, but imagine if BV trully became a Grill Master and made a steak! That would have been ABSOLUTE CINEMA!
/j obviously
Something something “Move over Freddy Fazbear"
(PS: I don't believe in it, but I do believe in Goldenduo. Why? Cause it's cute! Like, think about it! In this franchise the 95% of the characters are either sad, depressed or sad and depressed. It's nice to think that at least two of them are actually finding comfort in each other's company in the middle of all that chaos...)
William is the type of guy to go “SnooPINGAS usual, I see???" and “TAKE A LOAD OF THIS!" and “I HATE THAT LITTLE GIIIIIRL!!!" and have a whole ass theme song about him that is straight fire and it goes like “I am the Eggplant! That's what I am! I have the Eggplant! I've got the Master Plan!"
Other information say that there will also be a 57 pages long sex scene between John and a Sonic the Hedgehog cutout and Marla will apparently have a weight gain arc in which she'll try to become as fat as Toy Freddy in order to challenge him in a duel between gamers. Daring choices from Mr Cawthon, but I'll wait and trust the writing process before criticising.
And there would also be soooooo much more that I would want her to do to me, but I'll keep this simp-post light for your mind's sake. And yeah, I realized that simping for Mrs Afton was stupid because she doesn't exist, so I'll just simp for the big Nessa. Yey. Yes, I had to post this dogshit to balance with the peak Edwin X Mimic sex tape I had posted here yesterday. (If the meme looks weird it's because I drew it, the fucking template I found was more pixels than image)
If I hear ANY single one of you HORNY bastards saying “Oh, I wish I were Edwin..." I'll personally come over to YOUR house and make you a fucking TASTY sandwich, because I would never hurt ANYONE for being horny because it's a NATURAL instinct. UNDERSTOOD?! Okie, enjoy your everything :3
With all these silly Charlie comics I almost forgot about Eliza-GOAT-beth, so I had to do something about it and make a sad comic about her! Yeah, sorry, Elizabeth is actually the only normal one in these comics' weird, twisted and 2D universe. (Background is black because I was too lazy to search for a workshop background)
Aaaaaand that's how Fazbear Frights happened!
ELEANOR, YOU LITTLE HOE! - Lewis Dawkins, 2020(?)
Does it count as slandering if I make Charlie act like a silly billy? Mhhhhhhhhhh... Naaaaaah, I'm sure that's fine
Guys... I wanna be honest with y'all... I think I'm starting to like Charlie as a character... I mean, sure, I already liked her various interpretations done by other people, but making these silly comics with her is making me appreciate her more. Anyways... Happy 12 year anniversary everyone! Now if you all will excuse me I'll go back to shitting myself because there are actually news for once and they seem huge! Ok bye, love y'all!