Am I the Jerk for Wanting My Space to Be Child-Free?
I (F35) don't like kids. I find that spaces get dirtier, smellier, and stickier when kids are present. Now, I'm fine with people having kids, I just don't want them near me.
As such, I hired a non-binary clown to keep them out of my space. My husband agreed and I thought that was it. Apparently, this man and his mistress with a porn star name (Truly Scrumptious) have decided to bring their kids onto my property. Now, I don't personally see the benefits of Momtok and OF (separate or combined), but I believe people should have agency when it comes to that. As long as they are not doing it in my home!!! Because they rudely decided to invade my home, I sent my non-binary clown to remove them from the premises. They did not like that one bit. In revenge, they sent an army of nasty children who tied me down in my own home. After that, they flew away in their gass-guzzling, private plane.
Despite this, multiple people are saying I'm in the wrong, despite the emotional and property damage inflicted on my home. So reddit, AITJ?