Turtleshell/gilet/zipper vest pattern needed, to help a friend stand out in a consulting firm

Turtleshell/gilet/zipper vest pattern needed, to help a friend stand out in a consulting firm

I’ve got a friend starting a job at a big consulting firm next year and I want to make them a turtleshell/gilet/zipper vest/whatever you call it at home.

I’m sure you guys know what I’m talking about, those puffy things that every finance bro has (see attached image). I want to make something cool, but still sleek, so that they can standout amongst the puffy black-backs. It doesn’t need to be puffy itself, but it’s gotta look ✨ fancy ✨

Apparently this place wants their employees to be “individual, but polished”.

I hope this is enough info! I’m looking forward to see everything you guys send through ☺️

ETA: I came here for pattern suggestions, not for advice on whether or not to take on this project.

u/eloquentestgiraffe — 10 days ago

Jumping spider pet

Does anyone know where in joburg I can get a pet jumping spider (other than catching one myself)? There don’t seem to be any available online from a South African retailer.

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u/eloquentestgiraffe — 2 months ago

CASTING: Leave fandom prejudices behind

We are casting for the Magnus Archives live action series. Who would be best for what role? (vibes based casting only, looks may NOT be a factor)

My contributions are:

Gertrude: Viola Davis/Judi Dench (whoever's available)
Leitner: Anthony Hopkins
Helen: Lady Gaga
Martin: Michael Cera

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u/eloquentestgiraffe — 2 months ago
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Has anyone seen this before?

My apartment building in Johannesburg has some gardens and an old palm tree. After months of living here I noticed a kiepersol (Cussonia paniculata) growing right out of the palm tree. I’ve only ever seen them grow from the ground and I can’t find any records of them exhibiting symbiosis/parasitism with another plant of this size. Can anyone explain to me what’s going on here?

u/eloquentestgiraffe — 3 months ago