▲ 21 r/TwoSentenceComedy
The app that promises to turn you into a wolf has been “coming soon” for years.
I’m starting to think it’s vaporwere.
u/emilycsquared — 10 days ago
▲ 1.1k r/TwoSentenceHorror
“Don’t worry Father, the storm will end soon, and rescue is sure to follow.”
Gioppetto didn’t even flinch this time, as I once again broke my nose off and tossed it on the dwindling fire.
u/emilycsquared — 1 month ago