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I’ve been a mild Bronwyn apologist for several seasons now – I really did think that most of her “lies” (besides the jewelry thing) were very clearly her downplaying things to protect Todd. I was so excited by her first post-Todd season. And here she is… basically giving nothing besides playing the victim. What gives? I was rooting for you!

Kind of a first stab at a ranking of the historical dynamics from most awful to most entertaining:

1. Heather Gay and Jen Shah — Genuinely just a horrifying dynamic on so many levels, really very little to say beyond I found this quite literally uncomfortable to watch.
2. Heather Gay and whoever she’s chosen to fake befriend this week, particularly Lisa Barlow — Barely worth commenting on, because why would one even bother to get invested? You know it’s dead next week. In all seriousness, I really don’t care for changeability in friendships, and it really disappoints me that late seasons Heather is so firmly in this camp. Meredith Marks may be on a level of conflict avoidance I can’t even begin to understand, but at least she’s consistent about the people she likes!
3. Lisa Barlow and Whitney Rose — A very odd friendship that was probably doomed from the start, but I did actually quite enjoy their joint slay for a long time! There was something sort of fun about their alliance across the two halves of the cast. If only either of them were capable of conflict resolution, because watching them in the late seasons is just kind of upsetting.
4. Heather Gay and Whitney Rose — This used to make me sad when it dissolved, and now they’re back and I just hate it even more. I loved their closeness so much in early seasons, but man, these fucking people.
5. Lisa Barlow and Brownyn Newport — I thought this had a lot of potential for joint slay and am actually quite sad that they hate each other now. Unfortunately their late s5 and s6 interactions are just upsetting.
6. Meredith Marks and Monica Garcia — Friendship exclusively designed for Monica to play everyone and because Meredith likes feeling liked, but I honestly found the deep machiavellianness of it hilarious.
7. Mary Cosby and Meredith Marks — I found this dynamic genuinely sweet and pretty charmingly drama-free for a long time. Would love to have it back, will be pleasantly surprised if we get it back.
8. Lisa Barlow and Angie Katsanevas — I found this dynamic pretty cute when it lasted, but they’re both a bit too proud to really resolve it long term.
9. Mary Cosby and Angie Katsanevas — I liked this friendship so much that it quite literally improved my feelings about both of these people a million times over. I did not care for either of them at all pre-season 5, and I thought they were really lovely to and for each other.
10. Meredith Marks and Lisa Barlow — Is this friendship definitely a little bit insane? Yes. Am I kind of always rooting for them? Yes. I like that they ride or die for each other including when the other person is definitely in the wrong. It's delusional but entertaining.

How would you rank these? Also, who did I miss who has a bestiedom?

I'm really curious about other's thoughts here. Most of these are just the ones I find funniest so it ended up very slated towards Mary and Meredith. And before you criticize my choices I NEED TO HEAR YOURS: What would you replace these with?

HM: The only muted thing you’d find in my wardrobe is my black card (Brownyn) - only funny because she actually literally does not own any clothing that is not in the brightest color possible, but given that fact it’s quite good.

10. I may be a bad Mormon, but I’ll always be a good time (Heather) - Heather may say the same thing every single time but I do quite enjoy that this is a pun on her book

11. I'm Greek, and the rest are just a tragedy (Angie) - this woman never shuts up about being Greek in these intros, but this one unfortunately does kind of go hard

12. I own a beauty empire, so I don’t need any of your lip service (Heather) - ridiculous pun but the delivery makes it iconic to me

13. I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat (Meredith) - reference to the fact that she owns a jewelry store is clever, ridiculous pun but I laughed

14. When I take a shot, I always hit my Mark (Meredith) - haha get it her last name is Marks. this one is fun

15. I'm just here to eat, drink, and be Mary (Mary) - this one is so charming to me. she’s literally Mary!

16. While you drop lies, I'm dropping the beat (Meredith) - one of the funniest taglines I've ever heard. I can't decide whether I love it or hate it but I do think about it all the time.

17. God is my shepherd, and you all look like sheep (Mary) - awesome thing for a non denominational cult leader to say, and also just a banger

2.When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover (Lisa) - incredibly iconic, and also hilarious because Lisa quite literally never has an iconic tagline again

1. I love God, but I will read you like a scripture (Mary) - once again an amazing sentence from a non denominational cult leader.

Not that Meredith doesn't keep her cards close to her chest (she's just kind of a private person for reality tv), but isn't this obviously just... either a two day memorial, or someone wanting a day before or after the memorial to themselves? I mean, this just seems like the whitest lie possible, if it was a lie at all.

Hi bitches. Legal advice ask: We just bought a flipped house and while the inspection came back (mostly) normal, we are fairly sure the seller was aware of at least two issues that were not disclosed — a tree in the mainline, and most of the home’s windows being dryrotted. We’ve sunk a lot of money into the repairs and because DC has fairly good laws here, we were wondering if there’s any chance we could win a case here.

Also, don’t buy a flip even if you get an inspection pass.

Hi everyone! I'd really like to fully learn another language - my bucket list languages are Spanish, Arabic, and maybe French (which I have a bit of already), so I'm interested in any of the above. Have any of you taken language intensives, either part-time or full-time, that you would recommend? I think the structure might be good for me.