I'm in the US, ideally oral. I am broke as fuck, just trying to scout out what is cheapest for value. I would like to buy in decent bulk so I can be on it long enough to get noticable results.
I work fulltime as a janitor at ASU. I am not a student. No credit history, rental history, employment history, parents, or friends. I'm 19.
The absolute cheapest shit I can find won't even approve me because of 1 of the above. If you don't have parents are you just supposed to kill yourself? This is just not possible at all.
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I have an unbarable pooner body, I know. I do work out, I have a good ammount of muscle actually, but you cannot see any of it beyond the fat. Building shoulders just ends up emphasizing how tiny my hands are.
Yes I am trying to lose weight, I can't do any fancy diets or anything, but I eat decently little due to work and budgeting. And I walk and bike for a large portion of my day.
2.5 years tesrosterone, almost 3. Am I just fucked? I know I have poonhips, I have to wear shapewear to hide the love handles just to pass, it's unbarable. And nothing I have done has really made it better at all.
I never know what to caption or write for artwork because I do not have anything intresting. I have no socials. I use the windows 10 version of MSpaint so no brushes or layer bullshit. I do nothing W/ my life. I'm short. And my dick is small. I eat food off the floor. And I like curvy women.
Sort of a long voicenote. I know it sounds shitty & female & fake, but it is an authentic representation of how I speak IRL. Which is the more important thing for critique.
I am still in the very early process of phallo trying to get consults and figure out a list of surgeons W/ results I like, but not an unfathomably long waitlist. But W/ all of the sensation updates and maps people send- does it ever get to a cis point?
Basic things, like even ammounts of sensation at the shaft, and having substantially more erogenous sensation in the glans? Being able to have normal penetrative sex is really important for me, and I don't want to have to explain some weird preference for how to touch my dick to a woman.
Get her womb transplant & gaslight her about it so you can still have accidental pregnancy fetish #Adapt
Not colored or high effort because I make these to jerk to & I have to stop drawing when I am touching myself because it takes 2 hands to draw.
Fuck your sister or something. IWNBARM & impregnate a woman.