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▲ 15 r/fishtanklife

Lil Buddy sings the Star Spangled Banner

Not a dry eye in the chat.

Happy Independence Day, patriots 🫡🏴

Thank you, Landon.

u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 1 day ago
▲ 24 r/fishtankdotlive+1 crossposts

Dunking on Ice Poseidon's Big Brother thread

A recap thread of how fucking awful Ice's Big Brother show turned out to be, after all that shittalking about how low the bar was to make a show like Fishtank and how easy it would be to top it because Paul is such a "genius"... Here he is talking his shit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklife/comments/1u0qzxb/ice_poseidon_gives_fishtank_a_610/

https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklife/comments/1u1o6w2/ice_poseidon_talks_more_about_fishtank/

Meanwhile:

  • Largely a nontent cast of mid-tier bobs and Kick streamers with very few interesting qualities and most completely lacking any ability to interact with people other than their own cultivated fanbase
  • One cam at a time, no ability to move through the house
  • Just on phones for the first 25% of the show
  • Only finds out that 80% of the house doesn't drink after they show up
  • Very few challenges or evidence of any planning whatsoever beyond getting people to the house
  • 2-4 hours every night of gambling streams to cover sponsorship deal
  • Cams off at night
  • Talentless, boring himbo winner

Cx in the chat, fellas! Let's dunk 🏀⛹️

u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 4 days ago
▲ 13 r/fishtanklife

BURT appears on another 4fun video (2.6M subs) ... but this time as one of the main cast

He poses as a criminal and tries to avoid detection along with 3 other 4fun guys.

Sitting on the couch watching the action when he's out as if he's part of the channel. What the fuck is going on? Shout out u/BurtBronx, my on-lockdown Reddit big brother, for hitting the big or at least mediumtime on YT.

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u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 13 days ago
▲ 94 r/fishtankdotlive+1 crossposts

Ice walks out after being called out for nontent

This shit has been truly painful but I'm still waiting for something to happen. Fortunately El Estanque is back...

True Fishtank killer. Cx in the chat bros, he is the KING of streaming and obviously knows what he's doing. GOAT!!!

u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 14 days ago
▲ 21 r/elestanque+1 crossposts

Tayleigh buys forced exercise for Cowboy, and he finally accepts, then immediately eats shit

Fitting after he finally agrees to exercise after fighting against it all day. What a piece of work

u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 24 days ago
▲ 14 r/fishtanklife

El Estanque 24 hour test stream sometime today on elestanque.live and Kick

El Salvadoran Fishtank is testing some of their new tech and will talk next season plans and possible cast in a 24 hour stream today.

With S2 and onward they are committed to speaking only English (with Spanish tax administered).

Past FTL fish have made appearances, including TJ and Binx. Sometimes better than the main show, and still trying new things. Definitely closer to FTL S1/S2 vibes than modern Fishtank. Support that stank!

https://elestanque.live
https://kick.com/elestanquedotlive

u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 1 month ago
▲ 14 r/fishtankdotlive+1 crossposts

ALEX B MONKEY KILL VIDEO DROPPED NIGHT BEFORE ALEX B v BURT BEST FISH OF ALL TIME POLL (on the Bezo board)

The timing is a LITTLE suspicious.................

u/BurtBronx ... did you kill Benji?

How long have you been planning this with Jackie?

Did you know all along it would be Alex v you in the final, and you couldn't resist the urge to ensure victory at any cost?

#JUSTICEFORALEXB#1FISHOFALLTIME

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u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 1 month ago
▲ 3 r/fishtanklife

Knoswal allegations - what's the deal

Can someone explain to me what he did? Something about creepy DMs, possible minor grooming? Sounds like typical autismmaxing to me. I have always liked him

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u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 1 month ago
▲ 26 r/fishtankdotlive+2 crossposts

Alex B, Fentanyl King

  • Goes off camera for an extended period of time saying he's "going to church" (common drug slang for getting high)
  • Comes back with the long dead fish-eyed opioid stare
  • Pupils are absolute pinholes

CONCLUSION: Alex B is on the fent.

I thought it was 7 or MGM before, but now I'm pretty sure he's smoking fetty. Sad to see my boy relapse like this, but predictable when his wife abuses him and he's constantly getting dragged by "walkers"...

Inb4 "it's weed" or "lol ya rite just xannies". No, it isn't. Everyone who's had an opiate addict as a family member or been one themselves can see it. He was so fucked up last night nobody could understand what he's saying. Hope he gets into treatment soon because that shit will literally kill you.

Anyone actually close to him able to reach out and try to get him some help? Get him on subs or SR-17018 ASAP

u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 1 month ago
▲ 6 r/fishtanklife

Negan, the Fishtank orbiter, exposed as a sex offender with a 14 and 15 year old

Reposting this on the not-trash subreddit so I can comment without supporting Bozo. (He's been deleting my comments because I've been attaching a note about how he permbans people. FRIG fishtankdotlive, THIS board is the K00L KIDS KLUB)

Why is this relevant? This guy is in the "loreseeker" community (those obsessive orbiters who appear at the end of the fishtank eps) but he goes the additional mile of inserting himself into conversations with fish.

I was watching James' stream and Negan facilitated bringing in a ton of people: Freddie, Aryeh, Dan the Man (lol), Burt, Mizzy, etc. But because he brought it together he thought he had the right to be in the conversation. OK, whatever, we don't care who you are dude, but you're there inserting yourself where you don't belong...

But then he had the gall to kick Mizzy and one other fish because they were "talking too much" or something. The entire chat turned on him and it was hilarious, literally everyone telling him to gtfo.

Now it looks like he will really need to see himself out permanently. You pissed people off, flew too close to the sun, and guess what? Ya got BURNED! Awwwww, so sad ... it was "complicated"? She told you she was 18? Bawwww. Um, BYE BYE much?

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u/gay_man_with_a_gun — 1 month ago