u/glucosediode

I'm in the back row middle seat (economy) and this is reminding me of how wide my fuckass shoulders are. my shirt sleeve keeps brushing against my dad and he's pushing it away and there's a sleeping woman (cis) next to me so I can't lean over there or I'll be a rapehon. no I am NOT going to jork it in the bathroom like that one moderator did last summer. okay bye girls off to buy a bonesaw >v<

Basically this "guy" is gonna be my roommate in college, and is a twink. "he" is 5'8" and uses :3 a lot. you know the type. my interest was piqued when "he" told me that "he":

-plays Paradox Games

-is an exclusively androphilic bottom who hates "his" dick

-wishes "he" was less hairy and didn't have such wide shoulders

-considered being trans and went by a female name for 2 years

-has been told by multiple trans girls that "he" is clearly repressing

anyway I said I would get her HRT and she seemed very happy and excited. I swear to god this is not larp. wish me luck, everyone.