u/godzillahomer

I gathered 18 weird and/or entitled reviews from Google. They might not be Arno, Willa, and Shyler, but they certainly make trouble for pizza place workers.

1: First up... I found the anti-COVID crowd again, according to the owner. Splendid. But hey, nice to see an owner snapping back at the entitled idiots and his place is still open.
Thankfully, the rest of my search for pizza reviews was free of these guys.
I cut out some of the owner's response to keep this to a single picture. The rest is below. Extra name redacted.
"MISS ME WITH YOUR ENTITLED BS ANTWAN!
MAYBE [NAME] CAN GIVE YOU A SNUGGIE AND HEAT
YOU UP SOME PIZZA ROLLS WHEN YOU GET BACK
TO THE OFFICE!"

2: Judy changed her mind without explaining why.

3: Just someone leaving silly reviews. Made funny by the canned generic thanks message left by the owner.

4+5: The first of two double features. Luis isn't too good at math and is careless with his and his child's things at a pizza buffet.
I got the prices for this place online, it's $17.31 per adult and $5 for a 4 year old. Add in tax and $240 sounds about right for that number of people. The $100 arcade thing is tax free.
And leaving your stuff behind like that is STUPID. Thieves exist everywhere. Luis is lucky he didn't get the diaper bag and tablet stolen.

6: He's a Level 9 Local Guide. LEVEL 9! I went back and redid my censoring of his info to leave in his review stats.

7: Mark is shocked that some places reject larger bills for a variety of reasons. Ya know, fake bills and the limited amount of change in a drawer being exhausted because someone paid with a 100 dollar bill.

8: Caleb is calling 15 minutes before close. Do you really expect a pizza to be ready in 15 minutes, Caleb?

9: Pete is like Zoidberg and LOVES anchovies. No Anchovies = -4 Stars.

10: The other place has anchovies, Pete wants to return. This concludes the Pete Saga.

11: Kami has about had it, don't talk to him about it. He might send his nephew in, then you'll see the fit.

12: Lisa always calls ahead, just not this time.

13: Nothing too bad here, but if anyone saw my recent gas station review collection, this is the same Colt.

14+15: The second two parter. Take a deep breath, this one is a run-on.
Anthony needs to invest in some periods and spread his exclamation marks around, this is just one big run-on sentence. And what do you mean 'take advantage'? I had to break out extra colors because he kept on mentioning two different employees.
Note: Anthony is not the Anthony who got told off earlier.

16: Lauryn didn't read about the deal properly. The kids eat free thing is one kid 12 or under per paying adult. Also, the children would still be around $2.00 - $4.50 cheaper if they were 12 or under. The place's child price is a base price multiplied by the child's age.
I've been to this place and the husband is at fault. They give you a beeper that goes off when your pizza is ready.

17: Angela, don't you get that places don't want outside drink being brought in due to health code reasons? I don't want to touch you just casually dragging in your clients into this with a 1 Grinch long pole.
Note: 1 Grinch = 39 and a half feet.

18: M can't handle a place serving him pizza on cardboard. I've been to this place, they serve the pizza on a cardboard tray and bring you plates for eating it on. The lack of a metal pan for the pizza doesn't prevent the pizza from being good.

19: Paul needs some grammar lessons. Maybe someone knows some good educational rap songs for him?

20: Io is allergic to everything at a pizza place... Yet they're just fine at Pizza Hut?! Is that you, Shyler?

1: Starting with an anti-mask person complaining about masks.

2: Another anti-mask guy. Think I'll just ignore any more I find so they don't make up most of the reviews. Could have likely had a full 20 reviews with just the mask complainers.

3: Wesley feels entitled to a discount.

4: Jennifer went to a goodwill 5 minutes before closing. What can be expected happened.

5: "They expect children to behave and be quiet in public" Yes.

6: It's ok, but it's dirty and they're mean.

1: I think Colt might be admitting to robbing a gas station and/or had a stroke.

2: Elizabeth sounds like she just goes in to get a freebie. And... She got the wrong gas station, she reviewed the East TOWN gas station of that brand. Funny how her typing buy instead of but makes her go from enraged to endorsing.

3: Hi, Colt!

4: This gas station was next to an unrelated restaurant that closed. They keep getting 1 star reviews from people mad that it closed.

5: Either Chris or Brandy REALLY REALLY NEEDS that Diet Dr. Pepper.

6: Jessalyn is shocked that she has to be 18 (now 21) to buy drug related things. But hopefully she's 21 now and can buy (and lose) all the lighters she wants.

1: Man can't understand that some places have rules against outside food.

2: Wendy can't accept that it's too cold for the lifeguards. Demands freebies. Denies her friend threatening an employee.

3: Chloe! What the hell is wrong with you?!

4: Conor objects to pool safety rules. Pool has to close until the storm was far enough away. Bolts from the blue are no joke, Conor.

1: Wonder if Nathaniel would like a thank you to munch on?

2: Ed is tired of this DQ's bad parking lot. I looked at it in Google Maps, it's not as bad as he claims. It has some minor potholes and could use some patch work, but it's not going to wreck a tire if you drive with some common sense.

3: Gregory name dropping the employee is just gross.

4: Which is it Brooke? Did they say nothing or something to you?

5: Lindsey, it's not their fault that you lost track of time. Closed is closed, I'm sorry that hurt your feelings.

6: Zachary's condescension towards the cashier is icky. Also, why do I feel he wasn't ordering anything and just asking for water?

7: You okay, Britnie?

8: Barbe tries to demand free ice cream and goes on an entitled rant when she's denied. She's such a Karen that she demands the manager from an unrelated Taco Bell.

9: Barbe, part 2.

Trying out a new identity hiding method, leaving the first names in. method, leaving the first names in.

Got here
1: Jerry with mixed messages
2: Shane with a rebuttal from the owner.
3: Kathy acting like the Truck Stop is providing certain services and its their fault a sex worker talked to her boyfriend. Checked her other reviews, Kathy's Caps Lock is jammed.
4: Dunno, Travis, one messed up order in 20 years is a pretty good track record.
5: Drew left the gas station without paying for his stuff. Shocked that it counts as theft, even if he's in the attached sandwich place. (EDIT: I missed Drew, check the comments for him.)
6: Kris hates clean bathrooms. HATES THEM!
7: Scott loses his crap over getting carded.
8: THEN WHY REVIEW?!

First man went to the deli counter as it was closing and was shocked to be turned away. Would not shock me if he had an unreasonable request like fresh fried chicken.

The next one, how much you want to bet that her coupon was expired?

Third, this man is shocked that some times a store will close a few minutes early sometimes. He most certainly could have (NOT) gotten his business done in a few minutes.

Fourth, another man shocked that stores close early if things get too slow. Man would later resolve to go to Petsmart after taking his dog to Walmart. (Not the same guy as the Walmart post)

For the bonus, I had to check out this guy's other reviews... Same man has reviewed weed dispensaries in a similar way (5 Stars on those), so he might be high.

First lady is just speaking crazy. Sam Walton's wife never lived in the town I got the review from. Also, Haites instead of Hades.

Second, bathroom intruder thinks that SHE is the victim and not the lady she intruded on.

Third, a guy who needs to learn that you can't take your dog everywhere.

Fourth, I have a feeling his kids were not in the child seat. Or were in one of the electric scooter baskets. Either that or Walmart doesn't like people bringing in goats.

Fifth, man loses receipt, shocked that he can't get a cash refund without it.

Sixth, Karen goes crazy when store follows ID policy.

First image was of a place closed due to winter weather making roads dangerous.

Last image is related to the second image. Same business, same employee named.

No outside food at a business serving food seem to be a hard to get concept for some customers.