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Look at that pig, stuffing his face with doughnuts on my time. That's right, keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned doughnut. There is a poisoned one, isn't there, Smithers?
▲ 681 r/TheSimpsons

Look at that pig, stuffing his face with doughnuts on my time. That's right, keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned doughnut. There is a poisoned one, isn't there, Smithers?

u/guerney2000 — 12 hours ago
▲ 1.7k r/TheSimpsons

Now, I know I haven't been the best Christian. In fact, when you're up there blah-blah-blahing, I'm usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners. Well, anyway, can I have $40,000?

u/guerney2000 — 3 days ago
▲ 212 r/familyguy

Chris, I'm gonna put this in a way an Italian mechanic would understand. (slap) You're breaking your mother's heart!

u/guerney2000 — 6 days ago