u/hardo31

when you’re right, you’re right.

happy Fourth, America and Buccos fans.

the dude knows poker but he has been annoyingly glazing Mateos and routinely getting overly excited and loud at dumb shit.

they wanna show the seniors event during down time in the 250k, who cares? stfu Blez.

his ‘tism is reaching Kabhrel-esque levels.

this is baseball. shit happens. it’s like playing a shoe of blackjack. you win. you lose. you win. you lose. you win 5 in a row, you lose 5 in a row.

in any other year, we’d be pretty happy with being .500 in mid May. we’d be ecstatic that the offense, the worst last year in MLB, has been one of the best.

shit happens. round ball, round bat.

we hit a tough patch and you guys want to lambast Cherington? you want to shit on Kelly? gimme a fuckin break. you sound like children. toughen up.

ride or die.

this too shall pass. a new win streak starts today.

LET’S GO BUCS!

just a few days after someone posted his results from televised cash games being down 1M~ lifetime, Phil Hellmuth really showed the haters this past weekend.

on Saturday’s stream, Hellmuth won a flip to start the show and proceeded to fold and do nothing but talk about his personal investments for the rest of the show. it was a masterclass in weak, passive, bitch poker. he laid down playable hand after playable hand.

he was fortunate enough to double up on the last hand of the night when he got AK in vs. Lindgren’s AQ. I guarantee Lindgren was kicking himself for paying off the Poker Nit in the hand.

on Sunday, Hellmuth was offered a sweetheart deal at the beginning of the day. he was given 12:1 odds that he wouldn’t be the biggest winner on the day. with only six players at the table, this both spoke to what his peers think of him and presented a great opportunity to run up a stack. any real professional would’ve bought in for a big stack and fought for pots.

what did he do? nothing. after his 25k buyin dwindled to around 10k, he didn’t add on for hours. this from a man who has supposedly won “30 million” dollars playing poker. lolz

after he busted his stack, Hellmuth decided it was time to take a stand. he re-loaded to 25k and made his only real move in two days.

his big move was to open to $10,000 at $100/$200 blinds with J6o. Moneymaker flatted with Jacks, and Philly boy quickly check folded the flop. next level stuff.

he claims to win millions in his home game. I can claim to have sex with a different supermodel every night, since nobody is checking receipts. I’m sure that even that tool chest Chamath knows that Hellmuth is only playing the mortal nuts when his money goes in.

he’s very fortunate to come along when he did, because he would never be able to make it coming up in today’s game.

is he a good tournament player? I guess. I’ve often seen him run up stacks when recreational players gift him chips just to say they played a pot with him.

is he a good cash game player? he is the worst “professional” player in the world at cash.

keep getting those checks from appearance fees and endorsements Phil, because it’s the only reason you’re not busto.

best catcher on our roster.

come see me!

we are getting absolutely cornhole’d because we lost both challenges early.

Horwitz has gotten f’d twice on balls that weren’t even close. and now the HP ump is getting adverserial against us.

just go ABS full time. if there’s one thing we’ve learned is that humans can’t call balls and strikes. and then they get emotional and turn it into a pissing match.