u/hardsoft

Is there anyone paying $8/month for Ford's digital security package? Whatever that is. I'm guessing 0 actual humans but I keep seeing ads for it so am curious.

My fart value theory (FTV) is a scientific economic value theory that dictates that the value of a commodity is proportional to the number of farts I expel while thinking about the commodity.

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Before anyone tries to debunk this as an economic value theory please remember, price does not equal value!

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The are several predictions FTV makes that have shown it to be the superior value theory.

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For example, it predicts socialism will have a tendency fail every time it's tried. This has been confirmed and is a novel prediction that neither LTV nor STV make.

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It also predicts that under socialism, the secular average value rate of inflation will have a tendency to see an increase over long surfing wave expansion periods, that's also been confirmed. Lord Fart McHenry has stipulated that this is a novel prediction.

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There are 14 more confirmed and novel predictions FTV makes that I don't have space to list here.

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But given its accurate prediction power, can anyone think of why we shouldn't adopt FTV as the superior economic value theory?

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I bought my F150 in October, so with some recent hot weather have only just started using the AC. Is it just me or does this thing have some seriously good AC? Don't know if it's a new vehicle thing, truck thing, or F150 specific, but I had to adjust the vents and turn up the temp setting today because I was literally getting a headache from such cold air blowing on my forehead.