Forgive me fathers for I have sinned…
Dear Dad’s of Daddit, It is with a heavy heart and overwhelming sense of weakness that I come to you today to ask your forgiveness as I have done the unthinkable and ceded my yard maintenance duties to a 3rd party. After an entrenched years long assault on my position as master and maintainer of my domain, I have finally succumbed to my wife’s “logic” that my time is, indeed, worth more. I pray that I shall not be judged and that I will continue to be welcomed into your fold with open arms and terrible jokes. While I know my newfound free time is purely an illusion quickly to be filled with honey do’s and diaper changes, I look forward to the sound of gas powered yard equipment interrupting my morning coffee on Tuesday. Until then I plan to indulge in the World Cup while my neighbors roll their eyes at the height of my grass. Amen.