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Dave's sight

Dave had the sight to see spirits at night,

But one eerie evening, things didn't feel right.

He saw a dark shadow outside of his door,

But ignored it and slept, wanting nothing more.

Next morning arrived with a sun shining bright,

But his bike was long gone, stolen out of his sight.

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u/henry_canabanana — 6 days ago
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The Cana Open Bar: Why the "Drunkard" Label Actually Has Some Math Behind It

If we look at the logistics of the Wedding at Cana, the scale of "hospitality" is staggering. According to John 2:6, there were six stone water jars, each holding 20 to 30 gallons (roughly 78L to 117L each).

Doing the math:

  • Total Volume: Roughly 600L of top-tier wine.
  • Guest Estimate: In a village like Cana, scholars estimate around 300 guests (adults and kids included).
  • The Ratio: That is at least 2L of wine per person, delivered after the host already ran out because they had "drunk freely" (John 2:10).

In modern terms, that is 2.6 full bottles of wine for every guest. It’s no wonder that in Matthew 11:19, Jesus notes his own reputation: "The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look at him! A glutton and a drunkard...’"

Whether you call it a miracle or the world's most aggressive "enabling" move, the data shows he didn't just provide wine; he provided a village-wide bender.

u/henry_canabanana — 2 months ago