Got a creepy neighbor situation, pls advise
I talked to the popo and they said basically to call immediately next time he exposes himself or try to get photo/video of him in the act. The staring creepily from the porch business is going to require a subtler solution, though. Maybe I'll invest in a bullhorn so the next time I catch him eyeballing me I can let the whole neighborhood hear me saying, "STOP STARING AT ME, DAVID. GO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR WIFE, DAVID."
Idk maybe I just want commiseration, but something to do besides ‘wait for it to get worse’ would be great.