u/honkie-mcgee

Thanks Mrs. Agent for the last minute Booyah Bomb and egg dunk!

Even got a fist bump with the Missus at the end. And after not getting any bumps all splatfest.

Halfway through a match, we lost half of our team. It was just a turf war, so we made it pretty obvious we wanted to party. We'd already lost the match, so might as well. But the other team just kept trying to splat us, even though we were trapped at spawn and not shooting back. That's just fucking rude! I'm ready to report all of them for unsportsmanlike conduct, for all the good that would do.

Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

One game I get absolutely zero splats. Next game I’m #1 Overall Splatter. C’est la vie.

I don't think I've ever traded so often (5x) with the same opponent in one match. GGs Beagle.

I know it's an old complaint, but it's still ridiculous.

I guess I splatted the other blob so hard he disconnected. Oops.