u/hypatiatextprotocol

In a dream last night, I had a teleportation app on my watch. I went to an aquatic centre in Alice Springs where they wouldn't let me use the wave pool. Then I went to a Strawberry Shop in China.

The Strawberry Shop sold food containing strawberries. There were Ichigo Sandos - strawberry sandwiches with whipped cream and white bread - but the strawberry was blended through the cream. (Note: these are real. They're also Japanese.) There were duck & strawberry pies, with strawberry juice leaking and browning out the top. There were also strawberries stuffed with basil, hot sauce and cream cheese.

The lady at the counter stuck her finger in a pie. She said I needed five people to vouch for me before I could have one. But I didn't know anyone with Strawberry Shop respectability, so I left.