Mark "Crisis" Carney
You know, Mark Carney's career is bizarre. He was the Bank of Canada's governor, and then the 2008 big recession happened. Then, he was the Bank of England's governor, then, Brexit happened. Then, in 2025, he became Prime Minister after Trump became president again (end of the Post World War 2 order).
And now, in Canada, we are in a recession (I am sorry, there is no such thing as "technical recession", it is all political pandering, we are in a RECESSION! End of story).
Plus yesterday, our dear team Canada lost to Morocco in the FIFA Match. Thanks to the Liberals!
So, this is the conclusion, wherever Mark Carney goes, crisis happens (and it seems to get worse from there). It's almost like he is a magnet for crisis.
Hence, his full name should be Mark "Crisis" Carney.
Canada is cooked bruh 😄😄😄